Thinking Out Aloud

Nike’s new CEO may have the best LinkedIn profile ever — 32 years with the same company, from intern to CEO!

Core math. This is what progress looks like. Thanks Obama.

BREAKING: Donald Trump announces that he will ban taxes on overtime work if elected president to incentivize hard workers. "I am also announcing that as part of our additional tax cuts, we will end all taxes on overtime." Under the plan, anyone who works over 40 hours a week would not be taxed on the hours over 40 for any given week. "The people who work overtime are among the hardest working citizens in our country and for too long, no one in Washington has been looking out for them." "They're police officers, nurses, factory workers, construction workers, truck drivers and machine operators." "It's time for the working man and woman to finally catch a break."

A 2% wealth tax on assets over £10 million could raise £24 billion — more than enough to fund Winter Fuel Payments, scrap the two-child benefit cap and support public sector workers. It’s time for the sixth-largest economy to tax the super-rich and distribute wealth fairly.

Save our pets!!!!!

Tech revenue per employee: ▫️OnlyFans: $30.1m ▫️Craigslist: $13.9m ▫️Netflix: $2.6m ▫️Apple: $2.4m ▫️Meta: $2.0m ▫️Google: $1.7m ▫️Microsoft: $1.1m

cat working hard to move his family out the city so it doesn’t get eaten by the haitians

I lost faith in marriage 😭😭😭😭😭

me: wearing a tube top & shorts in the actual 100 degree desert *gets called a whore* best of luck on the “self-improvement”podcast !