thireftis

The First Glorious Mystery. The Resurrection.

@FromAerin you pay for my services and if by the time I arrive at your place you haven't finished I break your legs

People with unmedicated ADHD how do you get things done that aren’t attached to a schedule, a deadline, or working under pressure? Thanks in advance.

have you considered that maybe you’re dehydrated

@Candesgracia decile q xq crees en Dios y te va a odiar xq seguro es nihilista

Le dije a mi psicologa que a veces pienso pq no me mato y listo y me responde "y por que no te matas?"

Unpopular opinion: I don't think your life has to have a purpose, or you a grand ambition; I think it's okay to just wander through life finding interesting things until you die

PICK THE MOST INSANE PATH AND DONT LOOK BACK

my life has gotten dramatically better ever since i started acting like i’m god’s favorite masterpiece. full delusional self-obsession. 10/10 recommend. you don’t even have to mean it, commit to the bit. life’s too short to not be irrationally in love with yourself

This is somehow an equivalent of that painting of Lucifer

remember

hay gente q no ha tenido paranoia d q la vigilan y se nota

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

Alguien me dijo que leyera el Salmo 23 al despertar y el Salmo 91 antes de dormir. Honestamente, es un consejo que cambia la vida.

le quieren venir a hablar de pastillas al abuelo