Mother Theresa of Uncutta

Let's see how that bedding plants from Asda do, at 3x six packs for a fiver they were worth a shot and I'll definitely look after them better than Asda can

@BearishofBerks Same bro, same

Is that my Norwegian goblet filled with sherry? Yes, yes it is

Time to get off

@JoeBrownLondon One of my earliest memories is of a train looking oversized at Bingham Rd Station when seen from the road below. And the adjacent bridge requiring the 12A bus route to be a single decker Leyland National until the tramlink changes

#OnThisDay 43 years ago Woodside to Selsdon closed (last train 13th May) resulting in the closure of Coombe Road, Bingham Road (pictured), and Selsdon stations. The trackbed north of Coombe Road was reopened by Croydon Tramlink 17 years later. Martin Jones buff.ly/IzT9YtC

@BearishofBerks The husband kept taking on "big jobs"... I think they were retired or semi-retired and he'd promised to redecorate their daughter's bathroom

@BearishofBerks We kept quiet to listen to them

Land, ho!

Final evening, sailing back to the English channel and reality tomorrow

@BearishofBerks The people next to us at dinner were having a hushed domestic tonight

@BearishofBerks Can... can you see me? 🤔😬

Someone (not me) has put googly eyes on the artwork around the ship

Gurl, preaching to the choir 💅🏻

We've had ballmaxxing, if I wait long enough I'm sure it'll be the turn of bushmaxxing

@SAThevoz Wes we can! 😬

wesforleader.com, which looks suspiciously like Wes Streeting’s leadership campaign website, has yet to launch.

@London_W4 I've still got my dad's old one from back then

@thirtyt Fear not; I had one of those.

Mornin’. And today we start with a photo of me and my two brothers that they’ve just sent. Taken in Hyde Park in 1989, I’m the one on the right. I was 20 years old, very slim and as you can see with the braces, sporting that 80s vibe.

@BearishofBerks Yeah, I was driving!

@BearishofBerks I see your bus, ho, and raise you a funicular

@ojaxx2 We'll be friends forever though 💀

@ojaxx2 It happens, if you won't miss it then maybe it's had its time. Not every friendship is meant to last forever