Umee

After Fajr, why dream's are always scary!

Thank you Everyone 😇 I like it when people I don’t know wish me.

Today is all about me 😌🎉

Mere patle hone ka dukh mujhe chod ke sabko hai.

@Groot__here This is so relevant 😁

Half of my problems are because i said 'Sure' instead of 'No'

I'm not rude, I'm just selectively nice and you weren't selected.

@this_iz_umee How much pagl...very much pagl..

Socho agar kabootar ki jagah machli hawa me murgi deti tab dard ko pta chalta aurat ka mard.

2 emoji ko mila kar 1 emoji banay 😄 + 💧 = 😅 Note: mera copy ni karna hai.

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People have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first.

📍handwara...

Salons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have Oil on the floor. Banks, what is your problem?

@nuncchai Assignment che asan banavin..

Not gonna lie..i kinda feel med college people are always in such a rush to get into a relationship? Like I’ve heard it from so many people.. everyone just wants someone in their life ASAP

Mere apne dard kam nhi ho rahe or degree maine doosro ke dard kam karne ke leye rakhi hai.🤦

A flower does not use words to announce its arrival; it just blooms.🌹

@Smudabirah13 Eh Eh...

@this_iz_umee Akis jai

I am here, where are you...!

@The_DrDeath Ameer admi ka post 🫡

S25 kitne tak ka miljayega used?

Kuch log toh aise hote hai jaise wo hote hai waise he wo hote hai aise he hote hai kuch log.