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Megan

@thischickmegan

Phillies, 49ers, Flyers, Sixers. 18th most interesting person in Philadelphia. Find me in Lot K. My zombie apocalypse plan is flawless.

Philadelphia, PA Katılım Nisan 2009
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Penguins fans wear jeans to weddings.
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@orangejynx I said “it’s actually W-A-T-E-R”. He said “Hahahaha. It’s not wAAAATTTTer”. I had to explain that some may say it is, but those people are wrong.
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1st grader practicing spelling: W-U-D-E-R - WATER I knew this day was coming.
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A throne of glass reread is always the best way to get out of a reading slump
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Playing restaurant with my 4 year old and she is taking my order. For drinks she writes down “cowfe” and a “wuder”. Now, how do I teach her how to actually spell these words? 😂😂
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My friend is on Crown of Midnight and she just simply wants to know if Celeana ends up with Dorian or Chaol I’m so jealous that she’s experiencing this right now for the first time
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Kids just named their kinetic sand king and queen Rhys and Feyre and I’m such a proud mom
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It’s wild to think that in the next few years people are going to be debating what order the read The Hunger Games in just like we now debate what order to read Throne of Glass
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@lyricalbears @michaelkinky Follow up: the tooth fairy left $5 here as well. Thanks for tips. Tooth fairy is going to need a second job with the way teeth are dropping over here
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Anyone know what the going rate for a tooth is these days? I think the tooth fairy is going to be visiting for the first time this weekend.
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I’m a guest at my kids’ restaurant and it’s really a suspect place. The chef just took a break to go to the bathroom and then called me to wipe her butt. The waiter wrote my order down as “chicn and brockli” Then I watched the chef and waiter drop my food 7 times.
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It’s really been all downhill for me on here since then
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The other day my coworker and I were talking about twitter and he asked me who was the most famous person that ever followed me and it brought me back to the days of me and Cody being lowkey besties.
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Just told my kids I’m going to stop for a coffee and they replied with, “we have coffee at home”
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I miss Gronk
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Pleased to announce I survived
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But like, I don’t really understand what we do without TikTok
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My daughter plans to have 10 kids. 5 boys and 5 girls. She named them: 1. Chloe 2. Katie 3. Callie 4. Rosie 5. Soccer ball
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9 am basketball games the weekend before Christmas should be illegal
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Once upon a time, in a land long since burned to ash…..
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