NOVEMBER

Every Brazilian man I meet is my fiancé

Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz is sacred text btw

Full moon in 5 days and like lowkey horny and a fat as a house but also a tinse feral and it’s growing!!

Smoking a skinny cig and/or joint is auto chic get into it

28 Years Later The Boner Temple (cause Samson what is THAT)

Sophie Nélisse Viscountess of Québec and the municipality of Canada exactlyyyyyy

Two separate white boys both touched my knee and gazed into my eyes with admiration last night and still my bloodlust is not satiated

I don’t know what the other 3 burners on my stove do and quite frankly, I fear them

Started getting a wee bit pissed off this morning then I remembered the sky is blue and I can visit my local library 🥰

Montréal is defrosting…😈

The concept of being Montréal monogamous is very up next

There’s something inherently dark and feral about Australians but it’s hidden behind the spirit of the sun that also inhabits them. The Swedish ppl also have it but they’re more like the snow version

Gym is gayest place on earth

Pls address her by her full name, People’s Princess Darlene Mitchell

Kindaaaaaa enjoying the spectacle that is Timmy C getting whacked. Like someone find Baryshnikov and ask them what he thinks real quick

Randomly been awake since 5 AM. Distracted by my phone (just as Steve Jobs intended hello). Now making instant noodles. This is kinda what adulthood is all about.

How can there be unrest in a world where fat 80s guitar solos exist????

Both the future and the past are Montreal. Get into it.

Montreal, My Beautiful?? Mile End Kicks????? Post covid MTL art scene lull about to end and you better be on board as the city reclaims her place in the zeitgeist like it WILL be woken up hello

It is my firm belief that a job rejection email should be no longer than two lines. Why are there four paragraphs?? Are we getting married???? Are the Duchess and the Duke ok???????