April💥

Men have feelings too. I guess

Hey, anybody got any Clear Eyes?

@EnvoyLost Giant bottle of ibuprofen... putting it on my list

@thisisapril00 weed, alcohol and iboprufen

My daughter’s birthday is tomorrow. If you were to pack a “survival kit” for a 30 year old, mother of three, what would you put in it?

@SRismiller Definitely. I’m putting it on my list

@thisisapril00 Some form of alcohol lol

Yeah, sorry, I just don’t wanna feel anything

My mind is my absolute worst enemy

@DaddyBugsio Thank you,, always

@thisisapril00 I’m so glad I was able to make you laugh! Been a long time friend. ♥️

Sometimes you just need to slap their ass, pull their panties down, bend them over, and fuck their horrible day out of them…

@DaddyBugsio Still laughing,,, lol

@thisisapril00 That made me smile!!!!

@DaddyBugsio That made me horse laugh

@thisisapril00 Always a little more than the tip. Wink. Wink.

@DaddyBugsio And leave the tip wink wink

@thisisapril00 Yes. And buy then dinner. And lots of drinks.

@MattSchultz13 Soak it up ❤️

Let it hurt then let it go

If someone is hurting, reach out to them. Sometimes all that they need is to know that someone is listening. That someone cares.

@maggie_nolia I already have a couple of them of them but you won’t be able to tell when I get the girdle.

It’s official. I’m gonna buy a girdle.

It’s ok if the neighbors wake up smelling smoke. I’m just burning my house down, not theirs.