𝕵𝖚𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖘𝖍 😶💐

Feeling like AJIGIJAGA ⚔️🔫 Otw….😶💐 #newmusic #Holywater #kpalankpolo #outsoon #lagos #viralvideo #africa #afrobeats

@luxemiaa Until d daughter needs her brother’s contribution on other things later in life, he added “be nice”, but she's bitter and miserable, she's passing d Barton to d daughter to be like and end up like her. One of the reasons the Ex left, the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

This woman said: I have joint custody with my ex husband. My ex asked my daughter (16) if she would make her brother (12) a sandwich. She said, he knows how to make a sandwich so he can make his own. His response? “You’re the big sister. Be nice.” I told her in NO UNIVERSE are you doing for a man things he can do for himself. Not now, not ever. Now, I get to have a chat with my son about how he’s being raised an independent young man and not leaning on the unpaid labor of the women in his life.

@chimaijem14 Fake write up, e fit be real story but you tweak am. na OYENUGA ESTHER dey the plane ticket and na woman get am…people are too quick to comment sha, keep farming 🚜

3 years ago, I saved up money to travel abroad. Visa approved, everything ready. My flight was in 2 weeks. I told my friends. Everyone was happy for me. At that time, I had about 7 close friends. Three of them were already living abroad. Since I was leaving soon, I decided to organize a farewell party for them and my girlfriend (now my ex). We lodged in a hotel, ate, drank and enjoyed ourselves all night. It was supposed to be a happy memory before my journey. But 4 days later, something strange started happening. I began to feel serious pain all over my body. At first I thought it was normal sickness. I bought medicine, but nothing worked. Each day the pain became worse. Soon it got to the point where I couldn’t even stand up from my bed. My people rushed me to the hospital. I spent 3 days there, but the doctors couldn’t find anything wrong. They transferred me to another hospital. Still nothing. After 2 more days, I was discharged. The doctors said they couldn’t trace any illness and advised my parents to look for another solution. My parents became very worried. They started taking me to different places, spending the money I had saved for my pocket expenses abroad. Finally, we went to a traditionalist. After checking me, he said something that shocked everyone. He said I had been poisoned. He also said if we had wasted two more days, I might not have survived. He started treatment immediately, but he said it would take 3 weeks for me to recover. Three weeks? My flight was already just days away. But my parents had no choice. They told him to continue. After about two weeks, I slowly started getting better. But by then, my flight was gone. The visa, the plans, the money… everything was lost. I had already sold most of my properties in Nigeria before preparing to travel. So I had to start my life all over again, even moving back to live with my mom. Till today, I’m still trying to find my feet again. One lesson I learned the hard way: Avoid bad friends.

@davidwizard @luxemiaa Laughing emoji doesn’t make it correct. In Nigeria, results are often emailed or collected in person.

@thisisjuweesh @luxemiaa Sure it is. 😂

This girl on TikTok said: My sister gave birth to a red-haired daughter. But she and her husband are both dark-haired. No one in our family has red hair. My sister insists that her husband's great-grandfather was red-haired, and that's how it was passed down. Her husband didn't believe her, especially since she has this one red-haired colleague at work. Anyway, he insisted on a DNA test, which they did after huge fights and screaming matches. My sister threw the paper in his face. It showed 99.9% he's the father but he still.....

@davidwizard @luxemiaa This isn’t abroad, in Nigeria, most labs don’t rely on mailing results. They use email or in-person collection. So going to the lab to verify is completely normal. 🤡

@thisisjuweesh @luxemiaa You’re a moron. You don’t wait around at the lab for your DNA results - they come in the mail. Use your brain.

@Alloysious_x Summary: “marry a hoe” 🤡

A virgin wife is more likely to cheat in marriage than a hoe wife.

@honeeybuch @Greennfield80 @grok Exactly :)

@Greennfield80 @grok 🤔🤔

Islam is not a new religion. It is the religion of Adam, the religion of Noah, the religion of Abraham, the religion of Isaac, the religion of Jacob, the religion of Moses, and the religion of Jesus Christ. It is also the religion of the last Prophet, Muhammad SAW.

@alikibria00 @Ihunanya_chi They said angel Gabriel revealed it to him, not God directly, but somehow the angel told him everything about Adam and Eve, including all the prophets' stories and missions. And the Quran now has the same story as the Bible, except his. 500yrs after Jesus and y’all believe him 🤦🏾‍♂️

Lol what a grade a blunder from you. "Muslim: No, it was revealed to Muhammad, he wrote it down. Unlike your Bible, humans didn’t write it…" No Muslim who knows Islam has ever said the Prophet wrote it down, he never wrote anything down in his life. There were Scribes of Revelation people like Zaid ibn Thabit, Ali ibn Abi Talib, and Ubayy ibn Ka'b, transcribed the verses infront of the Prophet. Quran literally means recitation, so the Prophet used to recite revelation and his scribes would write it down and memorise immediately.

Muslim: Why do you trust the Bible? Men wrote it, Jesus didn’t, so it’s unreliable. Me: Okay… then who wrote the Quran? Muslim: God. It’s the word of God. Me: Who physically wrote it? Muslim: Didn’t I say it’s the word of God? Are you blind? Me: So God literally wrote it? Muslim: You’re using a Bible Jesus didn’t write! Me: Or did God just drop the Quran from heaven? Muslim: No, it was revealed to Muhammad, he wrote it down. Unlike your Bible, humans didn’t write it… Me: Wait, Muhammad was human, right? Muslim: Yes… are you serious? Me: So a human wrote the Quran? Muslim: No! Not like your Bible… Me: Did Muhammad write the Quran or not? Muslim: He received direct revelation from Allah and wrote down what he heard. Me: Uh… so a human wrote it… oh right, he couldn’t even read or write, so someone must have helped him, and humans make mistakes… Muslim: You’re hopeless… I’m done wasting my time. Me: So… the Quran was written by humans? He blocked me. 😭😭

@so_phy__ Enjoy ke, they just do it for the girl to continuously get laid…dem don use this format fvck some girls wey never experience am before

I'm curious,Do guys really enjoy eating pu**y or they just do it for the girl?

@guzu_p I'm going to my cousin's place, and my phone battery is low. I don't know if they will have power, so I'm calling you ahead of time so you don't get worried, incase you call and my phone is off. CAPPUCCINO 🤭😂

"You're the only guy I'm talking to." = cap "He's just a friend." = capo "Sorry, I didn't see your call. I slept early and left my phone on DND." = capcut "We can't do a video call now. My battery is low." = cappuccino "I only went to visit him. We didn't do anything." = capetown "Trust me, we only kissed. We didn't have sex." = caprisun "I have two body counts." = catastrophe "He only put the tip. He didn't penetrate " = caricature "Why are you so insecure? He's just like a brother to me." = capitalism "I'm not like other girls." = Captain Jack "I was drunk. I didn't know what i was doing." = capone "I lost my virginity through exercise while riding a bicycle." = caterpillar Kings, don't be fooled by these whores.

The updates i have been seeing and reading about rich friends cutting their old friends off and i see other men still judging and ridiculing other guys struggling and i smile. I have always known men are the most brutal gender to other men still struggling because they always find an opportunity to call you lazy just to make themselves feel better than you are. They are always insecure when they see the potential and abilities their broke friends possess but scared to uplift them so they don’t become or richer than them. They feel bad and terrible when nobody calls them for financial help because that’s the only way they can see themselves bigger than the next man. “Two poor people can’t help each other.”

no matter how unrealistic it seems, it's going to happen. Keep believing.

Five minutes to when your life go change , you still no go know . God , the all supreme , I’m humble.

@Wizarab10 If it's hard and still small, then it's not a grower

He could be a grower

@hy_wemmy Better men that want to hit it and run, good you said cheat cause 9 times outta 10 you're defo not for keeps to them.

Men act like they are the only ones tempted. Bro your woman meets better men daily and chooses not to cheat.

@josiahnoddy56 @CharityWriqes @hy_wemmy @luxemiaa Bro she's being sarcastic, read what she wrote again 😂

@CharityWriqes @hy_wemmy @luxemiaa How many better option have u seen this year? U think to see better option na social media comment 😅

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