Matty P

@ushigoroshi89 I've said this before and I'll say it again, "overrated" should be a banned word amongst wrestling fans. This proves it.

idk man i think you should be banned from watching wrestling ever again

First completely painkiller-free day of the year! Now time to take me a wife

Liam Gallagher needs to be in dictionary corner on the proper countdown pass it on

@APartridgeQOTD Titsnade Zoo

Crash. Bang. Wallop. What a video!

@LozzaFox You are unwell. Stop taking words out of context you might see the kids again

I don’t believe in cancel culture. But I could be persuaded for those who delight in the premeditated and calculated murder of unarmed civilians and children. Fuck Hamas. And fuck any cretinous leftist who gets off on Islamic murder porn.

@_theawayends It's the national stadium, and a world class one at that. A walk up the Wembley way is something every Football fan, big club or small, should have the right to do.

Not having a go at Non League football, but... Should the National League Play Off Final be played at a smaller venue??

I think you just need to get all the free shit you can at a trade show.

@iAmScott_86 I'm already hating it but mate how you lot absolutely deserve it 👏

I don’t come on this platform very often these days. But I just cannot resist the tears. If you expect any Arsenal fan to be humble in this moment, go fuck yourself. Years of being the laughing stock. You have no idea how unbearable it’s going to be for you.

@liamgallagher Do you want to go to Popeye's with me Liam I will of course buy

People asking me what the documentary’s like it’s a ROMANTIC COMEDY with a bit of ROCK N ROLL

@ILoveSnooker_ Mark Allen is haunted by that pocket

Is this the greatest ‘Where is the cue ball going’ of all time? 😂

@NeverteIImeodd What a whole lot of not real this is

My neighbour "daunting Alan" is snoring again darn these terraced walls

@The_MJF MAX FRIEDMAN HAS BEEN TO TURKEY

I’ve never even been to turkey btw. I could sue for defamation of character. Just saying.

So many of you who follow me haven't heard "Really Free" by John Otway and Wild Willy Barrett. I have to say I'm sad for you.

I know job shaming is a thing that should be left in the past but I reserve the right to do it if you're a chugger or reform candidate

@The_MJF @andyhmurray I think taking bald heat away from Ricochet could be the most selfless thing anyone has ever done for a wrestling company.

@andyhmurray FUCK OFF

MJF will enter the Bald Community at Slaphead rank, one level below Certified Egg. I have consulted with the Bald Elders. It is decided.

@allan_cheapshot Wrestling is incredibly objective but I think you may be right. Terry worked every style there was to work for 40 years and adapted to them. The stuff he managed to do in his 50s was unreal. I hope people in the future never forget what Terry Funk did for Professional Wrestling

The greatest professional wrestler of all time was Terry Funk. Terry Funk didn't work a single style. He adapted, he learnt, he listened. Keep an open mind and see what works now and embrace it. Wrestling is always changing, don't be left behind due to stubbornness.

@AnaVK Weren't any in my area babe

Has anyone gone out to vote today? Seen fuck all of you (usually with a lot to say) even mention the election…

@Cultaholic Please don't be Hiromu

WWE is still planning to use the name 'Nox Raijin' for someone in NXT. "This was weird because I and several others were told he was going to be NOX RAIJIN. Whatever happened, that name wasn’t a swerve, someone is going to be Nox, just not EVIL." (Source: Wrestling Observer Live)

@WrestlePurists My biggest fear was him getting a name I just couldn't get behind, given I've been calling him EVIL for nearly 10 years. NARAKU is a badass name though.

EVIL’S NAME IS NARAKU HE DEBUTS NEXT WEEK AND HE’S COMING AFTER THE NXT CHAMPIONSHIP #WWENXT