Nathan

This is the most relatable meme I’ve ever come across

Fuck I miss disco

It’s so crazy to me we’re letting A.I. run everything when no one even knows what it stands for

Anyone else having a

If I fumbled mia goth I would absolutely terrorize new orleans too

I hate that all men’s body wash and deodorant smells like bourbon and sawdust. Can’t a bitch smell like a goddamn lily?

If I had abs I’d kms

@grace_iguess No one like this answer but honestly just rest lol

give me your most effective cold remedies STAT i’m already taking zinc and vitamin c and living with vapor rub on me at all times. i’m trying to kick this cold by friday

@notesappgirl Ok but what about a

Every billionaire is a cuck

@_JiggityJohnson No

@farrowpaceism Do it 🤣

we are sooooooo back

why are chairs getting sexier every year. who allowed this

@HUNNYLORD Adding this to my email signature

sorry for the typos i was driving

@_JiggityJohnson While we’re at it can we also invent one who understands budget?

How absolutely awful it must be to be attracted to men. We suck.

I’m extremely nonviolent but there’s something about Benson Boone that makes me want to hit him with my car

@howdycloudyy Here for the boy genius album… and possibly the ankle weights

5 mins into my walk i ran into a “where’s my hug at”

I’m in my mid thirties and just had to google what a labubu is. Who can I pay to kill me?

@_JiggityJohnson Fantastic choice

It’s so depressing having everything I wanted