Paul Irwin (Irwin Doyle)

I live in the now...due to the constraints of the Space-Time Continuum.

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@GavinCrippin1 Fair dos. Hahaha.

Imagine comparing this to Jota's goal - Claiming rules of the game, but being ok 'that' tackle because of 'rules of the game'

@WoodmanWoods 🤣

James Tarkowski makes a lunged clearance because of Luis Diaz’s presence behind him. He doesn’t know if he’s offside or not… so he plays to the whistle. He relied on VAR. Diaz didn’t touch the ball, but he affects play. By the rules of the game, that’s offside! #EFC

@GavinCrippin1 @NewWritingNorth @HachetteKids Incredible news mate!!!! So happy for you!

@TheRstott Just really good stuff

Me pretending Christmas pudding isn't fucking horrendous:

Clapham, Bank, Dalston Junction, Stoke Newington

HS2 now feels very much at the point where Kevin McCloud reappears to find the wife gone.

Why didn't they call it The Threequalizer?#TheEqualizer3

Remember this prick

@GavinCrippin1 Great news man!!

@The_Ambassador_ Oh my

Look, as lovely as that image of Henry Cavill is, I can't stop thinking about how bad his protein farts must smell. It's putting me right off.

@TheRstott I'm sorry.

@TheRstott Could argue with the comedian bit, I guess.

I hear that a comedian, who to my knowledge I've never gigged with, described me to one of my friends as: "Open mic comedian that got on TV because of diversity quoters" What annoys me most about this is that it's faultless and they're absolutely right.

I wonder how many times Billie Piper has googled ‘Can you unfuck someone?’

@The_Ambassador_ Oh my.

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@The_Ambassador_ Oh my.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH 😭

@MealTwisted @The_Ambassador_ I’m so very sorry.

Morning xo

@TheRstott Glad you're committing to this strand. Solid.

Found two Asahi beers in the fridge I'd forgotten about