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“If a child stares at me I will scare them” - Morgan

“It’s just a bagel Morgan don’t make it weird” -Me

“If I wanna draw turtle erotica…” -mom

“My fursona is crash bandicoot” - Thing 1

“We’re driving mom crazy” - Wine aunt

“You have to weather proof the babies” - things 2 “The things you say something’s should be illegal” -mom

“Tit envy” - Cryptid

“PH.. Pre-Honkers” -thing 1

Baileigh. No shrimp. -Thing 2

“They look weird when they’re flaccid like that” -thing 1

“You kinky bastard with a long tongue” -Thing 1

“The primal urge to be cuddle” - Alfredo

“I don’t care if I die. Literally get on top of me right now” - Alfredo

“Spare dick?” - Thing #1

“How’re you gonna weed them out until you have sex with them?” - mom

“Moral turmoil? I don’t have that shit” -mom

“OM NOM NOM PRETZELS” - 420

“Just keep drinking until you forget”

“Jus towel drinking until you forget” - Keurig

I fat thumbed