HE.IS.ELELE

if you healed from a breakup without rebounding or using someone else to fill the void, you're incredibly strong and mature

Just landed in Lagos. Immigration pull everyone aside. I just jump the queue go front show my blue passport he say sorry sir. I use e gate commot in seconds. Don’t let them fool you nepotism sweet die!!!

our regional manager flew in from the uk lastweek she told us the most uncomfortable part of the trip wasn’t the flight, it was the taxi ride from the airport, cos the driver was asking her out my boss said how come ?? she said he kept saying .. “pls show me love.” 😭😭😭

"just because i cheated on my boyfriend with you doesn't mean i'll cheat on you if we start dating."

My girl cheated on me with a married man and the wife beat her up 😭

@Iretomiwadev I Dey watch na but my no be my Argentina Dey play so I no send

@thisistitantech You no Dey watch World Cup?

Mood when I see the kids near my ps5👀

@oddettem If u don call finish me I go just quiet Dey hear you😂 na after 2 months them wan come do me she don die prank😂 hmm u never jam Mr unbothered like me yet😂

If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.

To all the girls wey give us tots during our broke days in Uni 🫡

Her: I'm tired of cheating on my boyfriend with you. I want to break up with him and date you instead. Me: Someone is about to lose home and away.

When the tables no gree turn you go understand why Jesus first learn carpentry

“bro, no be you talk say na Canada you dey” oga your charges na 200 naira

👱🏾: I'm too hot, you can't handle me Me:

I asked her what’s her discipline she said she doesn’t sleep outside 😭

Ran into the light skin that almost ruined me and my perception of love

bro at 20+ if you never still rebel your parents, i pity you.

Egbon no kee this CL nau 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“i believe we’re all adults here”.

“I took down one song off the album cause Isreal DMW kind of leaked it. He promised not to play it again when I warned him only for me to see a video of him dancing with a towel vibing to the song online 2 days later”😂💔 —Davido

Ancestors wey no keep generational wealth for me no get right or power to keep generational curse for me.