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ooohh guess where we will be next Feb! Will you? Submission for films is now open! #ctiaf fb.me/7KkFEEbIr

Two days into @TriggerfishZA #storylab and this.

My new diet is amazing. I just lick food off my baby's chin before it hits the floor. It saves time and I don't have to clean it up

My mom is graduating today. 65 years old and getting her degree. #soproud

@uber_CT awesome! Thanks :)

@uber_CT I have a baby in a car seat and I need to get to the airport. Can I uber?

Sometimes my baby smells like curry, sometimes he smells like cocaine. I haven't had curry or cocaine in years o_O #unsolvedmysteries

@casseytoi @MTNzaService it drives me insane. Consistently the crappiest service around.

.@MTNzaService srsly? Call centre drops my calls, MTN online store not accepting payments, ussd codes not working. You gonna help or what?

@MTNza thanks. @MTNzaService, my calls to the helpline keep getting dropped, and ussd code top ups aren't working. Can you help?

*impotently bangs head against wall labelled @MTNza *

Hi @MTNza my call to the help line has been dropped 3 times, and ussd code top ups are not working... can you help?

@ads_infinitum I forgot to mention the one who wants to buy your teeth.

@Kerry_Contrary I see it. Also I love her hair

@Kerry_Contrary pic! I must see my doppelganger

@NorthInSA :D on the up and up

@casseytoi I was also on it and it made everything more bearable, but had to stop after the surgery. Good for you, 13-monther!

@casseytoi thanks :) been a rocky start but it's all getting better. Were you on Eglynol/Espiride?

I wrote a post about my first 2 months of momming. wriggleandtwitch.wordpress.com/2015/03/09/not…

@_darlingclaire_ @sbadsgood too perfect!