Jordan Perry

Oct 30th we back at Flophouse EAST VILLAGE!!

Snoop don’t want that kinda smoke 💨

I honestly can’t shame flat earthers because I’m a Michael Jackson truther so who am I to judge??

If you liked the Flavor of Love era of reality dating shows then watch Druski’s It Could Have Been Love. Shit is hilarious 😂😂😂

Some of y’all wanna complain about DEI like we didn’t let Rob Schneider star in 3 different major Hollywood movies

Josh Allen 🫡

Trump pardoning the January 6th rioters shows that he is willing to let them storm the capital again if he deems it necessary

The TikTok ban was shorter than a TikTok

There’s a dude at my gym who look like the villain from the first air-bud movie and every time I see him I mean mug him and do an extra set bc I will never forget him not letting that dog play basketball 😡

I just said whaddup to Dave Chappelle and he pretended like he knew who I was 😮

lol me at work rn pretending I know how to use vlookup lol

tbh I would sleep with Joy Taylor even if it hurt my career

🎶The Island Time 🏝️🎶

Everybody wanna call Travis Hunter gf a gold digger but is it gold digging if you don’t gotta dig? What if the gold is just laying right there? That’s just picking up gold.

Sounds like Drake regrets that full body LeBron James tattoo

Fuck New Year New Me. Start changing your life today. The 1st is just another day.

Drake really tried to beat those “not for the culture” critiques by doing a stream with Adin Ross

Sometimes my clownfish will sleep on the sand bed like he’s 💀 but he’s alright. he’s just being a clownfish.

Light rain. Good stuff.

Don’t look back. The way is forward.