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@thislesh
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📝 Katılım Mayıs 2013
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We have now decided to go our separate ways.
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@omaakatugba Someone is missing from this pictures
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Wait till you find out that the skirt brush scratches his butt better than the missus.
aka@akafaceUS
A dog figured out how to use escalators and now won’t stop taking rides on them.
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Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.
Listen:
1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.
2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.
3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.
4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.
5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.
6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.
7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.
8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.
9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.
10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.
Oh... and this one is very important:
Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!
Pass it on if you care.
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@NoContextBrits Some of them are street names 😂 x.com/thislesh/statu…
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These places are real! Whether you like it or not 😂
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These places are real! Whether you like it or not 😂
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits
Me and who?
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@thislesh @EricLDaugh ROFL @
“you’re a reeee…..you’re a dumb person you’re not a smart person”🤣🤣🤣
GIF
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🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just put a reporter IN HER PLACE
REPORTER: The cost of your ballroom doubled!! 😠
TRUMP: "I doubled the SIZE OF IT you DUMB PERSON! You are NOT a smart person."
🔥🔥🔥
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DJTrump was totally gonna say "you're retarded" so I finished his sentence for him.
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🇺🇸 A helicopter pilot flying over Hawaii casually spots what he thinks is a massive whale... until it turns out to be a U.S. Navy submarine cruising right below him
One of the rarest "in the wild" sightings you'll ever see. Good thing the camera was rolling!
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸🇺🇦 A Ukrainian businessman living in the U.S. threw a “coconut-sized” rock at one of the rarest marine mammals on earth. Igor Lytvynchuk was visiting Hawaii last week, when he was captured on video throwing stones at an endangered Hawaiian monk seal named Lani, who is well-known in the area. He reportedly dismissed concerned bystanders, stating “I don’t care, I’m rich. Fine me. I can pay for it.” What an a**hole. Source: @nexta_tv
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@guapisimaxo I can’t be the only enjoying this 'bipolarismic' weather if there is any word like that.
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@andrewilliamsus Why she packing trash 😣😣😣?
Will she dropship them 😣😣😣😣
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Donald Trump: “You’re a reee….you’re not a smart person” 😭😭😭😭
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@Breaking911 😂😭😭😭 he was 👌🏾 close to calling her a retaadd 😭😭😭
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TRUMP: "We have a ballroom that's under budget. It's going up right here. I doubled the size of it because we obviously need that."
REPORTER: "The price has doubled..."
TRUMP: "I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. I doubled the size. You are not a smart person."
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@thislesh @Breaking911 he wanted to punch her xD me too xD what a dumb bitch tbh
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