Jonathan Edward Durham

••🐰🌾 WINTERSET HOLLOW 🌾🐰•• The breakout #DarkFantasy sensation that will leave you breathless! It’s Barley Day on Addington Isle…and you’re invited to the hunt! 🐰🐸🦊🐻 Available in paperback and E-BOOK! #SFF #fantasybooks #KindleBooks

Celebrate Saint Patrick’s day the right way by leaving work early and not telling anybody

The only time I’ve used this hellsite in a year, muting this immediately

This is theft you fucking sack of shit

@NJSimmondsbooks Hi there. Just an fyi I don’t post here on Twitter anymore or even check my account very often. It’s just become a really awful place. I hope it turns around at some point, but until then feel free to find me on Bluesky if you’re on there :)

Found @thisone0verhere on Instagram and these two posts summed up my life the last two weeks so accurately I had to hunt him down on Twitter too 😂

@SheaHawkins I would probably hate this more if it made any sense at all

@RobertUrban78 Awww thank you so much 👉👈

@thisone0verhere Damn you to heck and back, good sir. I once thought I was a talented writer, then I read Winterset. Now you’re on my list of untouchable literary gods, alongside Palahniuk, Albom, and Pratchett. I’ll be here forever, writing in the dirt with a sad little stick.

@matthewcondello Awwww thank you so much for reading!

I loved “Winterset Hollow” by @thisone0verhere . Beautiful, bloody, haunting, tragic. The prose is wonderful, the characters and world overflow with life. I like when a book seizes hold of me and won’t let go. Read it!!

Don’t invite me to your Super Bowl party unless this is the vibe

They should let you electronically eavesdrop on other tables at restaurants but the more you listen to another table the more of their tab you have to pay

@ALadyNamedKatie Oh hey look another one of my posts ripped off word for word

“It’s spicy, you won’t like it” -Me when people ask what I’m thinking

me: babe. Babe. BAAAABE!!! husband: omg WHAT?! me: the dog is doing something cute 👉👈

Honestly I don’t wanna see *one* more new podcast until these guys have one

*Folds hoodie like a flag and moves it down one closet shelf. A single nod*

Sometimes you take a beloved hoodie out of your public rotation and retire it to your pajama rotation and that’s a very solemn transition for an introvert

Now that we’ve all had a month to digest the year, I want you all to stop and think about whether you really want to throw an April Fool’s Day into this mix

Pro tip: if you don’t check your mail often enough, you get to spend a little chunk of January 24th standing in your kitchen feeling the light inside you die a little with each Christmas card you open

Cream cheese on my steering wheel but same

We have a souvenir flag from Medieval Times that we keep inside our front door, and if one of us is having a bad day, we put it at half-staff when we get home, that way the other knows as soon as *they* get home and can adjust accordingly and this is a very good system indeed

Omg not now, Astronomers!

When my social battery runs out seven minutes into the function