this place sucks

Forget everything you learned about DNA in school. There's a creature in the ocean breaking every rule of biology we thought was untouchable. The octopus can rewrite its own genetic code. While it's still alive. In real time. Let that sink in. Most living things, including you, are stuck with whatever DNA instructions you were born with. Your body follows the script. No edits. No revisions. Octopuses said no thanks. They use a process called RNA editing to tweak their own genetic blueprint on the fly. It's how they adapt to freezing temperatures, sharpen their nervous systems, and stay impossibly intelligent in a body with no bones and three hearts. Scientists studying cephalopods at the Marine Biological Laboratory in Woods Hole found that octopuses, squid, and cuttlefish edit more than 60% of their RNA transcripts in the brain. For comparison, humans edit less than 1%. Sixty percent versus one. That's not a small difference. That's a different league entirely. The trade-off? This editing ability seems to have slowed down their actual DNA evolution. They sacrificed long-term genetic change for short-term flexibility. A living organism choosing adaptability over inheritance. We share the planet with an alien intelligence. It just happens to live underwater. Source: Marine Biological Laboratory, Woods Hole / research published in Cell

@Bloodylust____ Blaze one up if you smoke, put some jazz on for a relaxing mood, and paint. Don’t matter what it is or if you don’t think you’re good at it. It’s therapeutic

I’m so tired of constantly looking into screens. I really need to find more hobbies that don’t require technology

@ricespicebae For me is when I hug the voodoo doll I had made of them

i know i’m over somebody when i stop stalking their socials lmao

@TheClemReport Everyone uses up their sick days when work sucks

BREAKING: The New York Mets are dead

@ricespicebae Secure attachment style >>>> titties>>>>>ass

titty men > ass men sorry, not sorry (n yes, i have boffum before y’all start saying some bullshit)

there are really people who wake up every day, get dicked all the way down to the prostate by the government, and say to themselves “this is because of immigrants” and mean it

Game 2 #LGM

@ricespicebae NOLA is having withdrawals of you

having NOLA withdrawals 🥹😩

@Jared_Carrabis @timbhealey If they did shut up and dribble Cora would still have a job

John Henry told the fellas, “Shut up and dribble.”

@angel_0f_deathx That black rose has an adorable smile

@pawgstarxo Part of my gooning is yearning for you

Yearning to be gooned for

@nazzobetweeting How was it having conversations with no eye contact whatsoever?

not leaving much to the imagination, huh

@Jared_Carrabis Cora is going to manage the Mets next year. Mendoza is done

Cora, Ramon, Varitek, Hudson, Fatse is what I’m being told. Gone. Unbelievable.

I only eat pussy with a tajin rim

Hoping this is me after my last beer

@Bloodylust____ Meet me at the altar with your white dress

I wanna start meeting some of you guys

@pawgstarxo Cute ass and even cuter face

😴💤

@trillary_banks_ Cooking together is best

Asking a woman to cook FOR YOU is still weird. Just get a woman who likes to cook. We cook for ourselves and let you have some. Still nothing wrong with women who don’t want to cook, they can easily get a man that does

@chelsea_janes @SNYtv Can’t they just swap out calf’s?

Lindor left the game with left calf tightness. Juan Soto, you might remember, just returned from the injured list with right calf tightness.

@Jared_Carrabis Leave the Mets alone you asshole

Not only is the season virtually over in April, but most of their losses have been games that were over in the first two innings. It’s not like they’re losing close games and making things interesting. They play non-competitive baseball and don’t hit any home runs. So boring.