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There is something my baby Dabz always does and it’s really not nice. The very moment she sees her Dad (especially when he comes back from work); She forgets about me and throw me aside😩😩 For someone that I carried for 40 weeks oh!

@sharrverse @AramideOyekunle Timing is the thing here. It's not always about the profit. But I understand you totally though

@thizzizme_ @AramideOyekunle No profit. I did it two times last year and it just didn’t make sense lol. Just use PiggyVest

Ajo is still an endless loop of non profitable savings! To the person packing the Ajo first, zero interest loan. To the person packing last, non profitable savings.

@sharrverse 💯

Anime is the cartoon version of K-drama. 😆

@DearS_o_n This thing ehn... Na yesterday I understand wetin e mean. Bro

Not having a CAR as a man is probably one of the WORST things in life. No lie.

If I were a South African, I would have logged off social media till the end of the World Cup. There is nothing to banter with others that they haven't heard before. Nigerians especially, are an example of ‘You can't shame the shameless’

@KLASSIQTUNEZ Apparently, you have to be a millionaire to. Especially if you're traveling from Nigeria.

You don’t even need to be a millionaire to go to Monaco

Ojude oba next year lmao

@RuthieofBuj1 Kerosene is about 3k+ per litre if not 4k. Go and ask

Abi i should buy stove ni I can't be filling gas with that ridiculous amount of money How much is my salary 🤦 Plus other bills are still there oo Omo, this country dey make me crase😫

@KingErefitei 300 is now the official price for along. You'd have to beg and beg for you to pay 200 for along o. Along OoOoh!!!

@thizzizme_ Brooooooo, that's messed up.

I have a problem with people who talk about "living within my means". I buy a loaf of bread at N2100, cooking gas at N2000/kg, fuel at N1400/litre, a crate of egg for N6000, sachet water for N500/bag, one small cut of fried plantain for N100. Tinubu has ruined the MEANS.

@KingErefitei Very irritating statement. I used to buy 10l for 2,100 just 3yrs ago. Now it's 13,350. You can just run your gen all night. Person dey sleep for tiles cos of heat. This shit is killing creativity man. You can't be trying out different things on a image. On top how much fuel?

@UnkleAyo I am SAT! I'LL BE THERE!

RCCG turned a PR campaign into a public humiliation run, yesterday. The "touch not my anointed" BS has casted. The influence Adeboye's generation had on our parents and kept them in a chokehold. It is our joint responsibility to ruin that business model for Iren's generation.

@Shellycrowns Lol no. Not even makeup make up or wearing wigs.

@Shellycrowns Maybe him babe na nail tech

@kenkenlewu GBAM! 1. If he's fatter than you, she'll seem a bit loose. If you're fatter, she'll be tighte 2. And the second point is VERY true. 3. She most times is irritated when you first touch is most likely to refuse sex from the guilt. Then she'll later accept.

Vagina expands and contracts after intercourse. But when you're dealing with a guy who knows how firmly your pusvsy grips his d1ick during sex, he can easily detect when another man has entered the place he's used to. A man who knows and pays close attention to his girl's body can easily notice if another man has been entering the place. 2. The man might also notice some sexual moves she has never made on him before, so the probability that she might have practiced them with another man is high.

@Fedrickkkkkk Fred rest ijn

Walai. She is not wet enough. No man on earth can hit an ovulation pussy or a malaria infested warm pussy for 10 minutes without cumming.

@Phatbabeluuu They don't know ball 😭

He isn’t your competitor, he is your brother. Play together 🌚

Lazy girl dun drop take

Nigeria has taken my entire existence from me.