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@rape_monster when i was 19 i worked in a kitchen with Mexicans who showed me what appeared to be videos they themselves filmed of cartel executions and then they'd show me sped up skits of fat girls getting rejected with a high pitched laugh track over it

when I worked planting trees I was the only guy who didn't speak fluent spanish and in the truck on the way to job sites they'd show me snapchat stories of prostitutes masturbatin' 'n squirtin'

@SagelyVagrant @zastelatv i sense a foid version of will stancil happening to this person but i can't explain why

@zastelatv I looked at this post and thought to myself, "yeah yeah, this is just crazy or fake," and was so close to just scrolling past it, but curiousity got the best of me and I had to look... actually insane semi trans/boy moder build. Genuinely very hard to tell. I'd lean girl, though.

Hey so this is fucking insane to email me this on my business email lol

@IWillKillClumpo there's not even a lot of people?

a lot of people are telling me to steady the barrel of a shotgun against the roof of my mouth and paint the wall with my brain matter

@HowlingKanye i think he would have gotten 1 shot by the fent epidemic

If Courtney Love hadn’t faked his suicide and Kurt Cobain had lived past the nineties, he’d have trooned out and been a constant fixture on Colbert or Fallon. He would’ve done the “Imagine” cover during Covid with Gal Gadot. Then he probably would’ve killed himself for real.

@clockjunk i agree it feels like straight up corn syrup to the gut

good house music feels like I’m washing down Mike and Ikes with Sprite

@uncledoomer shut up this was my genius idea like a year ago

for $2000 you can buy 10 polaroid cameras and 1000 shots of instant film and just hand them out to your guests and have an infinitely better and more quirky set of wedding photos than what youd get from a failed art student who just uses lightroom presets

fighting hoe-flation by going up to busted girls in tight clothing and asking them if they're single. when they respond yes i chuckle and say "not surprised" before walking away. i am basically performing a community service.

@FJXSU unless you're brave enough to become a mr2 chad

@FJXSU z3

@cherishtheeday relax yr mouth twin. u look like ur pinching off a log

@KettlebellDan stanley kubrick is dead, they cant fake it as well anymore

will the moon landing deniers also doubt the Artemis mission or will they be more excited than everyone else because they will think it’s for the first time?

@imtoowired @MemesToSave probably all the people that bought all the books and made them best sellers

@MemesToSave who are the souls that asked for Harry Potter to be made into a bunch of movies to begin with?

was scrubbing the fuck out of my toilet because my entire bathroom smelled like shit when i finally glanced over at the pair of jeans i shit myself in a week ago staring at me from the garbage can

@SagelyVagrant @LazerBasic seems like i would need electronics to even read that. retarded.

@thole_idiot @LazerBasic The rest says "... water and working out with no electronics to completely reset" hope this helps! 🥰

@SagelyVagrant @SaintSFGil bro couldn't beat the tutorial

@SaintSFGil Osu

can rhythm games be larped. What even is the most larped rhythm game.

@clockjunk @Rothmus it's talking about Netflix shows

@Rothmus I have no idea what this means

@4G_b4nny one more international win b4nny. please restore honor to NA.

After the disappointment of missing LAN at least we were able to close out the mini W during the miniseason. GGs

@kotecinho at what point will we stop reinventing technology

Kakao is an all-in-one PC that utilizes the space behind the monitor as a horizontal enclosure for storage and hardware components. baselab