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I’m afraid I just blue myself

Wisconsin sports teams will continue to almost win championships, and maybe one of these years by the grace of god, I’ll die

Why did fox 6 news write an article about me last night

The state of the NFC North 😎@coltonvb28

I was not meant to live south of 40 degrees north latitude, everyday I sweat through every layer of clothes before I’ve even reached lunch time

a moment of silence for the deactivation of my wisc email and all the problems that’s going to cause me since it’s linked to various accounts of mine

apparently it’s not ‘professional’ to make lab journal entries in the form of free verse poetry

I need to take my brain into a service center to get smog tested

physical organic chemists doing intense thermodynamic and electrostatic calculations but haven’t had a date in years like bro you’re worried about the wrong physical chemistry

I wish mythbusters was still running because then I could sell them my car and get to watch them blow it up, it’s the only way my car deserves to go out

Excited to share my thesis work: Discovering chromatin dysregulation induced by protein-coding perturbations at scale Reading DNA is fast and high-throughput. Discovering mechanisms is slow and low-throughput. A 🧵 on how we addressed this 1/10 biorxiv.org/content/10.110…

immunologists be like immunoglobulin this immunoglobulin that, but have no social media presence like bro you're worried about the wrong ig

first year grad students not able to hold a conversation but keep saying stuff like “my fiancé this my fiancé that” like bro you’re worried about the wrong social engagement

very fitting of my car to make it all the way to San Diego only for the axle to snap off of the car while overlooking the ocean, as if to tell me it has taken me as far as it could and it would like to leave this world on its own terms

my 23 year old car seeing me put a 16 hour drive to the Grand Canyon through excessive heat warnings into google maps

shopping for mattresses is utterly ridiculous “12 month financing” “chat with a sleep expert today”??? my ancestors slept on the cold wet floor of a cave 20,000 years ago and now you’re asking me to finance a mattress and get coached on how to sleep? wtf are you guys on

the worst form of psychological torture for me is having to write an email

moving out of state in the next month so I can get away with not paying my parking tickets

my mom was feeling extra patriotic today and sent me a happy Memorial Day text using the Liberian flag emoji

sometimes I wonder why I love Star Wars so much and then I remember that this picture exists of me at Disney world fighting darth vader when I was 4 years old

Jane Goodall interview on Jimmy Kimmel live came on while at the bar and I started whooping and hollering