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@TheAntiMule1 @SpeakerJohnson got nothing to say so spam ur mess

@SpeakerJohnson The Democrat party has gone full authoritarian

Always great catching up with Louisianans here in Washington! If you’re from the Pelican State, come by for some coffee and good conversation next time you’re in DC.

@GeorgeTakei Mars with the other billionaires

So, where do you think Donald should build his "Presidential Library"? 😂

@CheapyD Agreed the grey car next to the bumper sticker one is a normy

A normal one

@cher One day his rein will end an then there will be much rejoicing

Just Hit Me,What Will trump Talk About At His Rallies,If He Doesn’t,YELL& SPEW HATE ABOUT PPL OF COLOR.Who’ll Be Rats,Rodents, Rapists, Murderers,Invaders⁉️Who’ll Be Low IQ Women,Who’ll He Yell Send Them Back 2.He Looked Like F-ing Zombie Reading🐂💩Message Off Teleprompter

@CheapyD Isnt apex a game that you dont need voice coms on? Kids can be the worst examples of human beings...

To my downed Apex Legends teammate: Screaming at me that I suck cock is not the kind of team motivation that is gonna get us to that championship! Now, if we were talking about a cock-sucking championship, yes that would be appropriate, but otherwise, nah bro.

@Rich_Fulcher Fire an gas is the best methiod

Does anyone know how to get milk stains out of a fabric couch?

@jarpad @realGpad Looks like she is old enuff to do supernatural 2 show

That’s a #Season14 #Supernatural wrap for Sam Winchester. Had a little extra make-up help from my baby girl today. If only she knew that SHE'S probably the reason for my wrinkles! 🤣 As I enter my final hiatus, I feel incredible gratitude for my #SPNFamily. See ya'll soon.

@dassalo Ya good idea tweeting about it im sure that helps

I’m gonna download a torrent of season one of King Of The Hill tonight. Would be so tight if I went to jail for this.

@dassalo I do free therapy! Oh wait no i dont

Red Rooster (my favorite take-away chain) has an ad on TV at the moment that I’m almost certain was filmed in my ex-girlfriend’s backyard. This is extremely difficult and conflicting for me. Better schedule an emergency therapy session for tomorrow.

@NewWombat One week out of a year... Then what ya wanna talk about my arm pit hair?

I am not saying it would be "healthy", but can't we just spend a week tweeting only about video games and Marvel movies?

@thomas_violence Heres a cheap game. Throw ur switch on the floor an stomp on it an see how many pieces you can make of it.

whats a cheap game for the switch that i should get

@NewWombat Yay for family vacation photos!

Fun day at the arboretum

@dassalo Ya who needs all that free sex with hot people go do ur comedy thingy that u always do alone.

Went and saw Briefs last night. They took one look at my rig and begged me to join the squad. Sorry fellas, no can do: I’ve got a Comedy Festival show starting on Sunday. comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/tom…

@IngrahamAngle Ya but doesn't the usa inprision more people than they do over there. Freedom rocks

Money means nothing without freedom. The free world continues to empower and enrich the most repressive force on the planet today—China.

@MarthaKelly3 @jackiekashian How about the short bus carries them away in their cute orange jump suits

@timheidecker Best xtc album imho

@EdKrassen The only thing i want to embrace is trump in a orange jump suit

Every American should be happy that the Mueller report is in. No matter the findings, all Americans should embrace the report. We need to unite as a country and support the FACTS!

@duncantrussell Unless its your own tub then you can baste in the brown juice till your well done

@HelloCullen @PFTompkins If ur a murderer and say that you kinda have it coming. No integrity

@ScottAukerman @jack @TwitterSupport No it was arm n hammer remember u said it was a great product you endorse

.@jack @TwitterSupport when the fuck did I engage with a tweet about armie hammer