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thom

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@thomkattt

Idiot

Katılım Aralık 2011
248 Takip Edilen143 Takipçiler
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The broccoli in my lunch was all stems, no florets
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Go dodgers
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If my kid tried to wear pajama pants to school i would say no you can’t wear pajama pants to school
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When the boys book a Friday afternoon tee time during working hours
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Google, but the search results aren’t complete dogshit
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Waking up and immediately opening twitter to make sure my day starts off in the worst way possible
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I hope this email f̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶ ruins your day
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Excellent place to scroll twitter . com
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How does that little car pull the big airplane ?
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[Both knees cracking as I stand up from the couch] Pong ?
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A cool thing about flying is that it costs $400 and you are absolutely not going to get to your destination on time
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Clicking Not Interested in this Ad and then getting the same ad 40 more times is why this app is the best
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Just waking up from the coma I suffered on July 12, 2024. What’d i miss
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