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A female friend once added this passage to her app bio: "No liberal men. I already have one good, nice, pus*y. I don't need another one."

A brownie made in a pan? I definitely didn’t see that coming. 😳🍫👀

BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide, ending the twice-a-year clock changes by a 308-117 vote. Backed by President Trump, the bill now heads to the Senate. If approved and signed into law, Americans would no longer have to change their clocks.

42 years ago today, I was out for a run in Houston. A tree fell on me, leaving me partially paralyzed. My parents instilled in me the values that carried me through my darkest days: hard work, perseverance, and faith in God. Our lives are not defined by our challenges, but by how we respond to them. Some say you need a spine of steel to lead. I actually have one. And I will never stop fighting for Texas.

why are u niggas 6’5 bruh, why cant i be that

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

there’s no good name for someone who loves movies Film bro is too male centric Film nerd isn’t right Cinephile sounds like I’m molesting the movies

you know, the way our culture decided that robot-racism is good and woke is extremely sus to me.

He fixed the stairs with eggs