Thom’s Magnificent Mustache

@siuandamodred @FoxesSnakes Yass!! Support the “victims” that would throw you in prison or stone you for sexual deviance while claiming to be morally superior. 🙄

@FoxesSnakes excuse me? how delusional are you to say all this whilst children are dying in palestine? you lot are sitting on this high horse and yet have the brass neck to say you're the victims pls stay away from me

Then they came for the Tuatha'an, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Tuatha'an. Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me. #TwitterOfTime #TheWheelOfTime 2/2

First they came for the Dark Friends, and I didn't speak out because | wasn't a Dark Friend. Then they came for the Aes Sedai, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't an Aes Sedai. 1/2 #TwitterOfTime #TheWheelOfTime

Happy Nameday, @bodewhin! May you always find water and shade! *Twirls*

@Hotel_Amadicia @ChildBornhald @toddschumacher @Matrim_Cauthun That was a very relaxing bath. I have no idea why Thom didn’t want to partake in such enjoyable self-care.

EotW - CH14 - The Stag and the Lion #ToddDrawsWoT #TheWheelOfTime #TwitterOfTime

OOC: What’s the Wheel of Time equivalent of bitch? @bodewhin: Egwene? Me: …

So Thom had a mid-life crisis and I got shaved. No I don’t want to talk about it. Anyways I’m back chits.

@ChildBornhald @FoxesSnakes *suspiciously twirls*

@thomstache @FoxesSnakes WHO ARE YOU!? ARE YOU THE ONE THAT MUTED ME!?

Congrats to @FoxesSnakes and @ChildBornhald for their Wheelies wins. *twirls in congratulations*

@thewheelreads *twirls in excitement*

Who wants a book?!?! We are giving away a hardcover copy of a Wheel of Time book of your choice. Winner will be chosen next Tuesday! Like, Retweet, and comment to this post to enter to win!!!

.@bodewhin You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones.

Some people in Twitter of Time need more mustache rides and less Twitter trolling in their lives.

@bodewhin @GawynS @WeiramonS @totallytainty ultrafuchsia.bandcamp.com/album/the-tain…

@GawynS @WeiramonS @totallytainty Nothing compares to the cool breeze flowing over the naked taint

.@bodewhin #tæntgrammer

@wolfdragonhorse @RChanneler @FoxesSnakes @bodewhin @MoridinsMedan @Garyon18 #pinkdogtaint

@MTruthspeaker @Garyon18 @Mor_Shadi @wolfdragonhorse @RChanneler @FoxesSnakes @bodewhin @MoridinsMedan #elephanttaint

@LogainBun Thank you, happy to be hair! ;-{

@thomstache Welcome my fellow Magnificent follicular fashion statement.

@FoxesSnakes *mad stache twirl* What did you to that O’s stache?!?

@BalefireTweets @bodewhin @WOTCalendar *stache wave* See the thing about being made of living hair is that no matter when you, uh, *remove* me, I always grow back. I’m effectively immortal.

@bodewhin @thomstache @WOTCalendar *pops head out some curtains through a small vertical gateway* I shall dear one ☝🏽 👼...And you’re next to get the hot wax treatment TACHE!! *shakes fist at you and leaves with a sucking sound as the curtain draws whip shut and the gateway winks out* 🌮 😉 🏖 (think they isle)

.@bodewhin Need a ride?