Thom Watson

@cybersnitch Cause if you can’t mog yourself—How in the hell you gonna lookmaxx somebody else?

@GBPolitcs @JLPartnersPolls

🚨NEW: Across every age group (18-75+) and every political party, Brits prefer Winston Churchill to an owl on the £5 note Except those who vote for the Green party, who would prefer to have an owl [@JLPartnersPolls]

@tomhfh We all know you went for Eagle

Thanks for having me, SF 🇺🇸

@AdamantxYves @MUTANT_Q Well am just happy to have the fucked genetics of a medieval english cave dweller truffling for potatoes.

@thomwatson @MUTANT_Q I said the house down boots, mama. I don't joke about that.

Looksmaxxing is just "metrosexual" but Nazified for Gen Z and sprinkled with depression...

@jerseytableflip Has she had the chin shaved down this season?

Since Taylor is cancelled and Demi is demoted, you're the new queen girl. #JessiDraper

@AdamantxYves @MUTANT_Q Oh seriously, no joke??

@thomwatson @MUTANT_Q You can only be a 10 if you are white, and they literally use phrenology for their rating system. Eugenics the house down boots, mama.

@MUTANT_Q @AdamantxYves Smacking your face with an ornament and sucking on your own tongue ain’t eugenics boss

@AdamantxYves Actually it's eugenics miss

@yasirworldwide @ABC That Taylor helping you through the window?

Ima get that season released one way or another @ABC

@TMZ Taylor Frankie Paul has a strong arm!

😱 British journalist Steve Sweeney and his cameraman Ali Rida had an extremely close call today while reporting on missile strikes. Credit: RT

@shboogies “Hold onto your seats! An all new series of #TheBachelorette airs Sunday on ABC”

Not the social media manager not getting a heads up 💀

@bravooomg We sure it wasn’t because Scamanda ‘manifested’ it?

I’ve dragged this entire season of #RHOBH because it deserves it… but I will give credit where it’s due. Sutton shutting down Dolce & Gabbana for a private shopping moment with her friends? That’s a next level flex and peak Beverly Hills energy.

@Shannonsspanx Taylor and Lisa Barlow:

It’ll always be the OG of the SLC

@chai_t_grande Last time I’m tuning into desert island discs that’s for sure

i said “paint the trade” on the radio today. that’s a first.

@Neil_McNeil Good luck. May your tweets hit as hard as that metal bar stool!

Excited to finally announce my new job as the Social Media Manager for the upcoming new season of The Bachelorette! Wish me luck on my first day!

@xcxbase @HousewivesDem will let you get back to your 2.5k then

@thomwatson @HousewivesDem being unwanted is not a gag keep your lil gifs

this account supports Taylor Frankie Paul

@xcxbase @HousewivesDem

@thomwatson @HousewivesDem no one asked you

@xcxbase @HousewivesDem No an accident is knocking over a chair. She threw a chair in the direction of her child. End of.

@HousewivesDem i don’t, it was an accident but i feel for the the kid and i’m sure she wishes it didn’t happen

@Kathryn0687 Don’t give a shit she threw a chair at a baby

Here’s what I’m not seeing: ACCOUNTABILITY. We ALL know Dakota is a piece of shit. But TAYLOR chose to continue to engage when EVERYONE begged her not to. So, while Dakota undoubtedly has sabotaged her, she’s also done it to herself & needs to be responsible for that #SLOMW

@nickyyknowsball Give her the Sherry Pie edit. Would be funny af

I’m gonna be honest I think they should still air it, but, put a disclaimer before each episode, the best Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons have come from contestants who are crazy and crash out

@alex_abads There’s 100 more to replace her.

will momtok survive this

@holly4brav0 Why, what did he do?

the fact that Dakota is still gonna have scenes on this makes me sick.