Emma

@MediumSizeMeech Barking at the tree for gifts

I am once again saying how crazy it would be

@crankheart666 Once again, would work for me

It would be so crazy — unhinged even — if somebody got their dog a Christmas gift and took a photo of them with it and sent it to me

@crankheart666 It would work on me tbh

Microdosing mental illness by having a menstrual cycle 👍

Personal attack

@crankheart666 They’re probably going for a dump

@crankheart666 Love u lukey, wish I had a week off to drink strong and classic cocktails and attract weirdos with you x

Twitter algorithm really got it right on this one for me

@crankheart666 Love you. Let’s go and stand on a big hill and scream.

@india_morris Agreed

Endometriosis is literally horrific why is there not more chat about it and why does it take 100 years for doctors to acknowledge it. It’s taking over my life

Stinky, stinky attitudes from all of the #LoveIsland boys this year. Misogynistic, controlling, disrespectful. It’s a nope from me.

The hottest day of the year AND it’s flying ant day? Who opened up the gates of hell??

My toxic trait is I lose every ring I ever own. If anyone ever asks me again why I’m not married, I’m going to say that’s why.

@emwobble @MylesKellock @glastonbury @billieeilish I can see his dilemma, it would have required a very slender sausage

@thorlby @MylesKellock @glastonbury @billieeilish Hahahahahaha myles initially wanted to do exactly that

Emily said yes to my wiener @emwobble @glastonbury @billieeilish

I was there and at this moment a middle aged man behind us started saying “boring, who cares” to which my friend (@sophiarosemaryb) and others around him rightfully shot him down. Which made screaming along to Fuck You after feel extra satisfying

@JessicaKellyx Aw jess I’m so sorry to hear this. Sending you loads and loads of love x

So grateful for the NHS. I can’t imagine what would have happened if I didn’t have access to the help I needed last night. My heart is currently so broken for my baby, but it breaks for the women of America as well 💔