thefamouswilhelm

Men, if no woman has ever called you: - An asshole - A narcissist - Arrogant - Offensive - Egotistical - Toxic Then trust me, you're a probably a simp.

The hottest thing a woman can do is having a pure heart.

@theralkia It’s lonely at the top.

You can’t be dating out of your consciousness bracket

Trust in the Lord.

this all a man needs to be happy

@PetrYanUFC @cz_binance Dont do this I like u

Launching a token on Solana. @cz_binance, any advice? 👀

@PetrYanUFC @cz_binance 😂😂😂

stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free:

A friend of mine sent me this bet he made tonight and I can’t stop laughing.

Uber w the most ominous Picture in Picture set up I have ever seen

if you’re a college student, you can buy: - macbook neo $499 - ipad air $549 - airpods 4 $99 - iphone 17e $599 for ~$1750 you get a full stack of the latest personal hardware that is capable & powerful for all of your needs. that’s absolutely ridiculous.

God has a interesting way of choosing his messengers he picks the ones who can barely speak because fluency is a form of lying and God detests liars more than sinners

study why successful people cut off their family

JUST IN: 50% of college graduates are working jobs not requiring a degree

Unpopular opinion: Quantum computing will take 10 septillion years to crack Bitcoin.

— Marcus Aurelius

Let the games begin.

Sticks in the car Ima drummer too. You can’t understand us cause you too soft.