Thos Henry

what a find in the holiday cottage @IanMooreAuthor

Peter Divine.

looks like the pies are ready

I can't go to sleep now I've noticed my coat rack is Ruud Gullit @ChelseaFC

#wweleeds let's go!

fuck..... rest in power.

@NoContextBrits "what are ewe looking at?"

XL Wooly.

@jack_eyes managed to get a resale ticket I'm buzzing

Absolutely delighted to see TGUK are squeezing in a few Four Minute Mile songs on the (significantly inferior) STWHA tour.

@bestfoodalex @WUTangKids Took me a few minutes to work out it's not a super Mario themed wedding (which would be great)

@WUTangKids It’s got nothing on a Trump themed wedding 😂

Definitely not a cult that hires a Trump impersonator for a kids birthday party

@SJohnsonSport Totally shit performance and whats worse was this was expected. How do we move forward this season. Grin and bear it? Why didn't we get a keeper, cb and striker in Jan

@FabrizioRomano Christ on a 🚲

🚨🔵 Enzo Maresca: “We trust Robert Sanchez for sure”. “He is completely aware he is making mistakes in this moment. We trust Robert. We have one entire week and we will see the reaction for the next game”.

@siphillipssport How good is garnacho in goal?

It’s OK, a bid is incoming for Garnacho apparently, that will solve all our issues. Up the Garnacho.

@chelsea_mark But apparently he's only made 4 mistakes all season and the rest of our squad are to blame..... how have we not signed a GK and striker this window its insane

Sanchez is Absolute dogshit 🤬

@jack_eyes Cheers love. Hope you've had a lovely Christmas. X

@thoshenry yessss legend. happy birthday mate

And again. Because it's my birthday and ill watch what I like when I like, if I'm allowed and everyone else is asleep...

Plans for the day?

Listening to Paul Baribeau for the first time in years. What a genius and a lovely lovely man.

As it’s one month until Christmas and given how expensive everything is these days, I thought I would offer to buy someone’s kid a football shirt of their choice ahead of the big day. Just RT this and follow @HLTCO to enter. I’ll pick a winner on Thursday. Good luck!❤️💙🎅

@jack_eyes Gutted its sold out. If you hear of a ticket let me know

@thoshenry yes mate, how about you?