josh

pry my little blue bird from my cold dead fingers

This sucks dude, what even is this crap

@pjlong67 @812filmreviews 👏👏👏

@812filmreviews @thoughtography

Their job is beach

23 yr old me would have been running thru the streets screaming about this but 33 yr old me just kinda grunted and moved on. This world got to me man hahahahaha

@thesarahkelly @rickybellspdx Absolutely same. I have a friend who always insists on booking dawn flights and it seems like the absolute worst thing. Late morning or early afternoon departures always seem way better.

why the FUCK this many people here at 4:45 in the a.m. bro I was hoping for a ghost town 😭

this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook

I want my job to be just "beach"

@MannFacts absolutely godly sound editing

The scream after Oppenheimer says, “I bet Japan didn’t like it”… horrific

@JosephPolitano ah yes, that convenient website f135enginecoreupgrade dot com

The funniest part of living in Northern Virginia is constantly seeing metro ads that are exclusively targeted at like ~4 procurement officers at the Pentagon

Watching Barbie and Oppenheimer the way god intended

I've been laughing at this for over a week now. Absolutely perfect.

@pattymo It's so intensely weird to hear that voice but with absolutely no jokes. It's like waiting for a sneeze. A visceral experience. Great impression for sure.

@shanedkavanaugh Reduce the council before it even goes into effect? How is that even legal?

Portland Commissioners Rene Gonzalez & Dan Ryan are exploring a ballot measure referral to dramatically tweak pending city govt overhaul. *Give mayor veto power *Reduce new 12-person council to 8 *Scrap RCV w/ 25% threshold; replace w/ instant-runoff RCV oregonlive.com/politics/2023/…

I can't remember a single time I have ever thought to myself: "wow this Netflix app really sucks" cause it's basically transparent and just does what it says on the tin. The only reason anyone even puts up with HBO is because of the back catalog.

Truly impressive how @HBO is on the 4th gen of its streaming app and has yet to ship a product that isn't torturous to use. Ten years ago, we had the HBO Go / Now buffering during GoT & then the HBO Max UX nightmare and now Max follows suit with the worst player controls possible

@pgumshoe13 @IPA_ed @dieworkwear I disagree, white PS is standard especially with a navy suit. No need for showboating especially with his supposedly fashion forward shoe choice

@IPA_ed @thoughtography @dieworkwear only thing im not crazy about is the white pocket square--a bit much for the occasion imo.

*taps table* usa usa USA USA YOU ESS AYE YOU ESS AYE

@maccoinnich Of all places to spoof a Zoom call from, Ukiah would be my last choice

POV: you applied for a mortgage

Posted a bunch of unfinished bits and pieces from the last few years over on soundcloud. I have always kept the stuff I didn't complete piled up in a folder but figured I might as well put them somewhere instead of just rotting on a hard drive soundcloud.com/thoughtography…