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between heretofor & afterward Katılım Haziran 2015
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idea flow 💡 neuronically nutritious 🧠 imagining possibilities 🎍 communicating them 🗣️ knowing it by heart 🫀 you’ve got guts ♾ up the yin yang ☯️ naturally rooted 🌳
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@ryanmartial war locks 🔒 and wizkids in word looking keys clicks for turns around the clock witches one of thee’s spell it out for measure table tops glamour open it for treasure rite it if you please
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why does our consciousness need to rest every night?
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@GonzoVice good day dr. thompson, a friend of mine, who shall remain legally nameless (@LTGraphicEssays), dared to suggest that our paths hadn’t crossed. naturally his inebriation allowed him to conclude in this falsifiable way. your response to this matter would assist him.
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I'm starting to think the phone and X are reading my thoughts.
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A GLORIOUS GLOBAL RITUAL MARCH 22 = The 322 Code March 22 --The Spring Equinox--- God's Sun is finally victorious over the Darkness of Winter, He resurrects from the grave and is re-born into the World. It is the greatest story ever told-- there is LIFE after DEATH. The Equinox is an Astrological event that has turned Religious. In our modern times, Christians will celebrate this time of year as the glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ, the Son/Sun of God. After being Crucified on a cross and put in a Tomb for three days, Jesus comes back to Life in a radiant body of LIGHT. This is all symbolic-- the SUN's stronger Light and Heat brings the Earth back to Life as well, during the season we call Spring. This time of New Life for the Sun and Earth was called OSTARA by the ancients -- and she was a Goddess. 322 is March 22 --- OSTARA or Easter, the Equinox. OSTARA = 322 in Gematria The original name OSTARA became ĒOSTRE, which eventually became EASTER. --------------------------------------------- America is home to one of the Worlds most Powerful Secret Societies --- their name is Skull and Bones-- Skull and Bones are associated with a number -- "322" It is sacred to them. "Skulls and Bones", are the product of an Earthly Death, yet, it is the hope of most religions to come back to LIFE--- When does this happen? 3/22, March 22. 322 is the promise of LIFE after DEATH. As a side note: The Catholic Church was established on Vatican Hill in Rome in the year 322 A.D. and was built on the myth of Attis and Cybele. Attis was Celebrated in the streets of Rome every year on March 22 --- 322.
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Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
I am the Director of National Sentiment Alignment at Tim Hortons. Canada just dropped to 25th in the World Happiness Report. Fifth in 2014. Twenty-fifth in 2026. We had an emergency meeting. Fourteen people. A PowerPoint called "Double Double Down: Reclaiming Joy." Slide one was a graph. Canada's happiness ranking over the past decade. Slide two was a graph. Tim Hortons' customer satisfaction over the past decade. They are the same graph. Nobody mentioned this. Slide three said "Tim Hortons IS Canadian Happiness." We all nodded. Our brand value is $7.5 billion. Sixth most valuable restaurant brand on Earth. The happiness of 40 million people is, technically, our department. In 2014, a Brazilian private equity firm acquired us for $12.5 billion. That same year, Canada was the 5th happiest country in the world. By 2018, we were 7th. By 2023, 12th. By 2024, 18th. Now, 25th. Completely unrelated, in 2014 we also moved donut production to a centralized factory. Flash-frozen. Shipped to stores. Finished in ovens. The phrase "par-baked" was used. The word "fresh" was not. Our slogan was "Always Fresh." We quietly retired it. Freshness, like happiness, is easier to claim than to measure. So we stopped measuring both. The researchers at Oxford blamed social media for the decline. We also blamed social media. Not the frozen donuts. Not the franchise lawsuits. Not the fact that a medium coffee now costs what a large used to cost, and a large costs what a therapy session should. Finland has been the happiest country for nine years straight. Finland does not have a Tim Hortons. We see this as an untapped market. The Americans are 23rd. Happier than us. The country that invented "thoughts and prayers" as a complete healthcare policy is now measurably happier than the country that invented "sorry." We have 5,700 locations in Canada. The Americans have better pastries. These two facts are also unrelated. Quebec alone would rank 5th in the world. Canada without Quebec drops to 35th. Quebec has high-quality independent bakeries. We did not include this slide in the PowerPoint. Our franchisees filed a class-action lawsuit. They said production costs tripled. From six cents a donut to eighteen. They needed new freezers. New microwaves. To heat the frozen donuts we told the public were fresh. That's optimization. Optimization is a form of progress. We created Roll Up The Rim in 1986. A physical cup. You rolled it. Sometimes you won a donut. An entire country organized its morning around this. In 2020, we made it digital. An app. You tap a screen. The country did not organize its morning around this. Participation declined. We called it a "digital transformation." Our CEO proposed a "Happiness Combo." Medium coffee. One donut. $4.99. The cup reads: "You're Doing Great, Canada." The focus group cried. Not from happiness. Our parent company, Restaurant Brands International, plans to open 300 to 400 new locations a year through 2028. The theory is: if you cannot make a country happy, make sure it cannot drive three blocks without seeing your logo. That's proximity. Proximity is a type of happiness. We measured it. In the lobby of our Oakville headquarters, there is a framed poster from 2013. It shows a smiling woman holding a fresh donut. Below it, in Helvetica, it says: "Made Fresh. Every Day. In Every Store." None of these things are true anymore. The poster is still there. Canada was the 5th happiest country in the world the year we were acquired. We are now worth $7.5 billion. Canada is now 25th. One graph goes up. One graph goes down. Every quarter, we present the one that goes up. As long as the shareholders are happy, someone in Canada is.
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Chronomancy is the sacred art of working with time as a pliable field not a fixed arrow
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Alice of π 💎@katieaclapper·
If you believe in community more than politicians you're my kind of people! Where are you at?
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An 18-year-old Japanese classical guitarist, Haruna Miyagawa, performs Niccolò Paganini’s Caprice No. 24, a technically demanding violin piece arranged for guitar, highlighting its sequence of variations and arpeggios in a contemporary concert hall setting.
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we are coming for everything
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im legit scared this thing is way too powerful
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