saige🌲

i love fucking around and i love finding out

its kinda awesome that without my pills im batshit crazy all the time at baseline

@pharbpeyton i usually wait like 20-30 seconds of no movement at all

how long after a light turns green is it acceptable to honk if the person in front isnt going? serious answers only

@un4l0vesu this is good i like this

Discovering a love for Olivia Rodrigo in the big 26

i would like love island to start now please

my friends are all asleep

i like seeing old people in public

okay twitter spree over time to actually study for my test😣

i dont think so. hope that helps!

if my pet sitter let elara out and caused her death like the girl from tiktok i would no longer have a pet sitter bc she would be joining her on the other side

need to escape my evil roommate neowwwww september cannot come soon enough

mourning my moms hot tub and pool as much as im mourning her #noticing

@h4tchl4nd ill tweet it just bc u asked #peerpressure

@thqntophobia What is itttt

i have something bad to say

@h4tchl4nd speak on it

I love charli xcx

@un4l0vesu i dont like when this happens 😕

My yerb tastes like bad gross water today 😐

@h4tchl4nd thiss #ilovemyadderall

Stimulants make me feel like a real life human being

why would 10 year old me set my sights on the one career that takes like 12 years of school and training

@BladeeYaoi probably not

can you receive a footjob as a man with a micropenis? lmk

i have found the most performative male ever (he also went to the clairo concert)

taking the bus everywhere i feel so performative