Jay Grande

Someone get creepy deranged and senile grandpa off my tv there’s more important stuff to watch…like paint dry.

On this day in 1981, the U.S. Army unveils the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Modelled on the 1976 GMC 26 Palm Beach line of motorhomes, it's fully equipped with machine guns, flame throwers and rocket launchers, along with a state of the art communications and navigation suite.

@VividVivka As a kid I lived for almost 10 years in a country that technically no longer exists.

I hate April Fools so much …. So instead tell new something TRUE about yourself that sounds like a lie.

Almost time for a day game

It’s my day off so that means it’s back to the ballpark for an early afternoon game.

@hollywoodscifi I never understood the argument that someone’s career determines what they are allowed to like. I know a couple people who have or are currently in the business and they are some of the biggest nerds out there. Enjoy what you like and ignore the haters.

Someone complained because we reposted a photo of someone who does porn, who gave us a donation at WonderCon, and sat on our Star Trek set. We didn't know, and quite frankly, we don't care. Our very first donor in 2012 was a pornstar. We wouldn't exist had it not been for her.

@davesims_ Always great to see you back in town.

Hey Seattle baseball fans, thanks for the welcome back this afternoon.

One of if not my favorite movie. The makers knew the assignment and they did an excellent job.

@MarinerMuse That sweeper is nasty

Unbelievable Six no-hit innings for Emerson Hancock Incredible performance

Ok Emerson Hancock I am a fan. Your stuff was filthy tonight.

@BenRanieri10 He is filthy tonight. It’s great seeing him in a groove.

Emerson Hancock right now

@kairo7news The worst part about that was people just stopping in the middle of the crowd to start chatting with their group and causing traffic jams. For the most part the crowd moved pretty quickly.

Shout out to all the mariners fans who battled peak overstimulation on opening weekend

@TridentTrue He knows the strike zone very well. I watched him yesterday start to walk to first at least twice before the ball even hit the catchers glove, and he was right every single time.

Randy never fails to bring some entertainment VERY confident in this challenge

Well, that was an unfortunate outcome, but there’s still signs of life. Woo was outstanding and young and Raley are solid. Others seem to be taking a bit to get going but it’s only the third game of the season. No need to write it off like the perennial doomsayers.

@shakeitupbabyy Holy crap I can’t unsee it now. It’s so tacky and out of place in the stadium.

@thrayne Immediately thought of the Athletics lmao

Just in case everyone was wondering what I meant by massive banners along the 1st baseline - these are over every section from home plate to RF. 😪

Season ticket holder perks: on certain days get in stadium 90 minutes before regular gates open and 50% off concessions.

@distant_highway He may have been slow by today’s standard but he was tricky and efficient.

@thrayne I miss the days when pitchers like Jamie Moyer were plying their trade

So, in the first 2 games of the season every run has come by way of the long ball. That’s impressive. Also no single in either game.

@KentMurphy It’s the Little League World Series. There’s a ton of MLB players there throughout the tournament.

Never Forget when Bryce Harper, Kyle Schwarber, and Trea Turner showed up to this Little League game to cheer for the hometown boys. These kids will NEVER forget this 👏

@distant_highway I think that’s part of it. It’s less about ball movement and more about “blowing the pitch by” the batter. I miss days of the knuckleball and the slurve when pitches would just move crazily.

@thrayne I am almost wondering if there’s been so much of a focus on velocity for pitchers that control has kind of gone out the window. That results in all these walks and home runs.