W0rmf0od

Oh, What a wretched man I am!

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

@Im_human_too_ @DramaAlert Covid

@DramaAlert What did he pass away from?

BREAKING: The 22-year-old spring breaker who was twerking on top of a Jeep has passed away.

ever since i was a little girl i had a feeling i was the universe experiencing itself

(Making small talk) who are you

@UltraMagaGirl @calllmecupcake @BlondeOfWar If you don’t know the phrase, don’t say it.

@calllmecupcake @BlondeOfWar To each is own.

When Target Fashion Is So Ugly You Record A Comedy Special In The Fitting Room With Your Bestie 😂😂😂

@JPMlndz @KhanStopMe This isn’t true. Millennial starts in 1981. You’re way off.

@KhanStopMe I think you are over by about 3-5 years on each assessment. The youngest Gen X is between 40-45. The oldest Millennial was born between 1988-‘89.

Oldest Gen A is 16. Oldest Gen Z is 29. Oldest Millennial is 45.

@RobProvince Yikes his boy yelling “oh my god” and stumbling into traffic… that’s fucking sad

And POOF…. he’s gone.

@kevinvdahlgren The amount of deplorable shit I saw in my 2.5 years living in Portland is what motivated me to move. Such a beautiful place full of filth and tragedy.

I found a dead body on the streets of Portland. He is clutching foil in his hand, indicating he died of a fentanyl overdose. I find about 20 bodies of year.

If you want to bone before I get deported you need to let me know now

i may be sensitive but you’re mean and that’s worse

@boxpuncher69 @LFauexProd Yes I did. This is a screenshot of the aftermath of me giving the squirrel to the reddit lady

@threesix_shawty @LFauexProd So not really that exact sentence. You wasted my time

White people be like I found a lady on Reddit 2 hours away who will take the squirrel

I have never met a genuinely good person named noah

ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

@_sorrengailll People in these comments acting like makeup isn’t purely a fun hobby for most of us

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

@LFauexProd Genuinely

@LFauexProd I’m fucking crying because I’ve literally uttered this exact sentence

Going no contact with my 3 year old son

it’s am-i-bad o’clock. i’m wondering if i’m bad.