Robert “Throbby” Jones

The long awaited #WITB These are my club, there are many like them but these ones are mine. Nothing close to a finished product here, I’ll list everything I am moving onto. If I make major changes I will update this. Specs in thread 🧵

@28ozPorterhouse Us?

Casual Thursday 63 - that’s the norm to us 🇸🇪 54 holes, let’s go get what’s ours.

@chili_dipped 3 rings in 5 years, you have a lifetime of happiness to be sad about

The San Francisco Giants are a bad ball club and I’m sad

@snakeollbroker Looks like a terrible Tuesday

Tuesdays are the worst days of the week

@PrinceOfFlint @WindySechristGC 1000 made putts, 500 sand shots, 500 chip shots.

@WindySechristGC To many

The highschool team I coach made 3 birdies total at the tournament yesterday. What is a suitable punishment?

@HappysBurner You’re a + handicap guy huh?

@throbbyjones For me it’s pre shot routine. I can have fun with friends but from the time I pull the club to hitting the shot I tone everything out

I’ve been struggling recently with staying focused throughout 18 holes. It seems like I can lock in until hole 6 or so and regardless of score I just lose focus and piss away good scoring opportunities. Any tips?

@DavidSlingmerth Completely makes sense

@throbbyjones I lowkey brainrotted during 36 hole days and it helped so much, it also has made me so stupid, borderline Re

@golfteefmerica I’ve tried this and then when I get to a hole I’m supposed to play it safe on, I ditch the notes and make a stupid bogey and lose focus

@throbbyjones I have the same problem. One thing I did to try and reset was take my GPS and plot out a basic strategy to attack each hole the next day. I took some basic notes. Each hole I’d check the notes quickly before I teed off. Kept me in the process a little bit. Helped a bit.

@ElrickRed @johndog68 I’m pretty sure it is

@throbbyjones @johndog68 I'm pretty sure in Scotland it isn't

If it wasn’t for Hurricane Helene, Rory would have zero green jackets

@ElrickRed @johndog68 I’m pretty sure the saying is “if your aunt had a dick she’d be your uncle”

@johndog68 If your Granny had a penis she'd be your Grandad which is as relevant as your nonsensical post

@ButlerCabin1894 “Yeah doc, haven’t been able to focus up at work much”

@throbbyjones Adderall?

@johndog68 This is actually really good advice, I’ll work on it.

@throbbyjones Try staying more focused after the 6th hole

@johndog68 Ah yes, GG. Even better!

@throbbyjones I’m more of a good good guy

I think I can get a few more rounds out of it

Just noticed Scotty armband tattoo

@snakeollbroker @freddydoubles Sorry babe can’t talk rn watching Freddy doubles take a shit on a limited flight yellow ball and it still went 320

@freddydoubles Sorry babe can’t talk rn ripping piss nuke slingers rn

Ripping some piss nuke slingers happy Saturday

@mensgrill69 Missed you by exactly 1 year and 1 day

Augusta ✈️ Vegas. Have a day

@buttercuts_ @GolfonCBS @Amanda_Balionis Party in her pants for Rory

@GolfonCBS @Amanda_Balionis She gets so weird talking about Rory still

"The speeches were phenomenal...the dinner was phenomenal and Rory did a great job." Fred Couples walks us through the Champions Dinner with our @Amanda_Balionis.

Might have a Tommy lad (wearing ANGC polo) win this week

My favorite part of Masters week Ranked: - Sunday coverage - Thursday morning - watching every single interview religiously throughout the whole week