Colt Seavers

@notmissionready holding you to this

@thumbsupcolt I paid for someones uber today you can ask me for money tomorrow

We’ll all be pleased to know i did take my lunch break at work today AND i got a lot of work done :) rewarding myself with some trashy TV and a nicer microwave meal

@notmissionready and you hate me….

@thumbsupcolt YOU HAVE A SUCCESSFUL CAREER!

@notmissionready ok so you hate me

@thumbsupcolt I'm not sending you money you have a successful job

@notmissionready awesome can i have $40 btw

@thumbsupcolt Be a little less complimented. so i…appreciate you!

@notmissionready what would you do without me

@thumbsupcolt Thank…you??

@TheTomRyder it’s for work.

@thumbsupcolt You bookmarker-.

@TheTomRyder dude

@thumbsupcolt Dude. C'mon.

@TheTomRyder woah WOAH

@thumbsupcolt 🤨📸

@notmissionready i think you’re technically allowed to do whatever you want forever

Earlier today i asked about a lunch break and kepler looked at me for a long time before eventually going “if you want one.” ?!?

@HMarchDrinks hey man. what

Late breakfast,

@TheTomRyder guys nobody can see who bookmarks a post right

@TheTomRyder oh

oh buddy

why am i getting reader x tom ryder on my timeline

@TheTomRyder :)

You, hush.

@TheTomRyder peace and love tom

@thumbsupcolt Colt-

@TheTomRyder no comment

oh?

@TheTomRyder just kidding. love my job

@thumbsupcolt NO COMMENT???????