The type of shit I say I’m doing when in reality I’m rotting in bed watching American family man funny moments (season 72: part 22) best of brewie
pamas (strawb/acc) 🪲🌍🍓@hopiumangel
the definition of skeedaddling around
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TaylorAutumn
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I feel like I've been the grey person way too many times.
That look of confusion and disappointment on the 4th panel just hits too close to home.
If I gotta ask "what are you doing?" 2-3 times, we're just gonna stop.
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Trans guy with a 10 inch strap-on at least 4 hours after his shot and a potent dose of nitric oxide boosters. He feeds me a heroic dose of mushrooms & is whispering sweetness with a Welsh tinged accent as I come up.
He's going to make me cry again.
It'll be an amazing night.
☘︎@Daisyaurax
Cookies or Tiramisu?
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@drfabulous123 No cause my house would be condemned and I like having a (somewhat) roof
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Would you trust this deer to inspect your property?
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@lesbianchococat White people be like: I require my companion dog zoophiliac fo sex
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I scream this often
Solzhenixon@sardonic_greek
I’m gonna start swearing in Chinese when I’m angry
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Wall-e can’t see this
Matic Robots@maticrobots
Hey New York. We are cleaning up the city. Have you seen us around??
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@MelxRedgrave My car can’t make the drive to any good bars 😭😭😭
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@thunderhoof97 I went to a bar two weeks ago and one thing led to another.
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Drinkin' wine with cute gay girls while one fixes a bike.
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@_engineerPlier_ He’s German and Korean so he’s half white half Korean
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Like I'm sorry but it genuinely makes me mad, stop white washing him 💀
savanna 🩸@septicdevotee
alright funs over i don't like phm fans calling mark a white man just because they don't like a ship
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a hit dog will holler you stupid zionist shit bag
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
This is absolutely disgusting. This bigoted garbage and antisemitism should be nowhere near our politics. If you’re in TX-35, vote for @johnnygarciatx. And the donors behind the Republican super PAC funding her should be exposed.
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@heyitsnicovr The idea of a trending tags for a fucking porn site is astonishing and weird tbh
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how much can 1 guy be gooning for buddhism and religion to be trending on e6
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there's a tornado coming for me i'm so fucking scared there's a scary noise that sounds like sirenhead i don't want to die please help me i'm so scared HELP
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Can yall shut the fuck up about this, your not original for saying this so fucking stop it’s pathetic come on
Hazel@Hazeludw
would y’all keep tweeting with 0 likes?
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