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Software used to be something you bought once and owned forever. Now you rent the calculator app and hope the company doesn't go under before tax season.

Self love is the answer, always. keep choosing you, again and again and again

It's hard to explain what I feel. I just know that somewhere inside my heart is aching, feeling lonely, and that I've been breaking down slowly and always want to stay silent and keep all my pain in me. Because I'm afraid that they would only invalidate it and tell me that I am just being too emotional or dramatic. Sometimes when my feelings get too heavy, I just cry alone in my room and pretend that everything is going to be alright. I make myself alone even if there are some people out there who want to reach out. I'd rather keep all my pain to myself than ask for somebody to listen to me fjust reellike nothing wiir ever change if lever tell them how badly hurt i am I will still remain hurting. I will still be sad even after I confess how miserable my days are, so I just sit with my pain alone and deal with it.

Housing developments advertise luxury apartments in neighborhoods where teachers and nurses can't afford to live. Luxury doesn't mean quality anymore. It means granite countertops and exclusionary pricing. They're not building communities. They're building investment portfolios with tenant cash flow. Gentrification has a amenities list.

I'm at the DMV and I've been waiting for like ninety minutes and they finally call my number and I go up to renew my license and the lady looks at my old photo and then at me and goes "you look different" and I'm like yeah that photo's from when I was seventeen I'm twenty-four now and she squints at me and goes "did you get work done" and I'm like what no I just grew up and she goes "your nose looks different" and I'm like it's the same nose and she goes "hmm" like she doesn't believe me and then she takes my new photo and shows me the screen and goes "see your nose is definitely different" and I'm looking at both photos and I'm like that's just the angle and she goes "I'm gonna put a note in the system" and I'm like a note about what and she goes "that you altered your appearance" and I'm like I DIDN't GET PLASTIC SURGERY I HIT PUBERTY and the guy behind me in line goes "she does look different though" and I turned around and went "stay out of this Gerald" which made no sense because I don't know that man's name.

Librarian: You can't bring food in here Kid: It's not food, it's a snack Librarian: That's the same thing Kid: Snacks are smaller Librarian: Size doesn't matter, it's still food Kid: This is a fun-size bag Librarian: I don't care what size, please put it away Kid: Can I eat it outside the doors Librarian: Yes, that's fine Kid: (pause) Will you hold my spot Librarian: I'm not holding your spot Kid: But I'm coming right back Librarian: Then it'll still be a library when you get here

Using AI images in a real estate listing should be illegal.

@OrevaZSN Nothing beats seeing the actual house. 😭

Don’t ever bring Twitter jokes into real life. I told my coworker I knew they were born by C-section because they spend all day avoiding labor. Turns out that gets you called into HR.

@OrevaZSN HR doesn't appreciate Twitter humor.

Those people that sleep early annoy me asf. You’re in the prime of your life, why are you sleeping by 9pm??

Job interviews ask "where do you see yourself in five years" like loyalty is still a thing companies reward, right after laying off people who'd been there for twelve.

Flight Attendant: Sir, you need to put your tray table up Passenger: It's already up Flight Attendant: It's on your lap Passenger: That's my choice Flight Attendant: It's not really optional Passenger: I paid for this seat Flight Attendant: You did, but the tray table still has to be up for landing Passenger: We're not landing for two hours Flight Attendant: I'm doing my walk-through now Passenger: Come back in two hours then Flight Attendant: (pause) I'll come back in five minutes

the love I carry is too heavy for someone weak minded and uncommitted. I need a deep thinker and a heavyweight lover to be able to receive and hold the amount I give.

the pose I hit when I forget what I was doing:

If I do a job in 15 minutes, it's because I spent 5-10 years mastering the skills required to do it in 15 minutes. When you pay me, you're paying for the years of expertise behind it, not the minutes it took to get the job done, and I think that's important to remember.

@OrevaZSN You're paying for the years, not the minutes.

Work friendships are funny because we never see each other outside of work. But do I know about your financial situation, your family drama, your dating disasters, your mental breakdowns, your sex life, and all your deepest, darkest secrets? Absolutely.

@OrevaZSN Coworkers know everything except your address. 😭

My salary and my bills have a speed dating arrangement.

You're a tech bro coding. Tab 1 ChatGPT, Tab 2 Gemini, Tab 3 Claude, Tab 4 Grok, Tab 5 DeepSeek. You ask every AI the exact same question, patiently wait, paste each response into five different Python files, hit run on all five, and pick the best one. You're a PSYCHOPATH.