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How I solve a low payment conversion. On a usual inspection of the auth DB, I saw about 80+ signed-up users but less than 15 paid users (signed up). What's the problem? The sign-up and payment pages are distinct (sign-up and redirected to payment). 🤔 Wrong flow. 1/n

@yehhmisi Half-baked information. Zero details

This is actually the best time to be in tech. It’s crazy

@WizStatz So you mean the person you're hyping doesn't portray foolishness or you've not been watching his content.

You can chase attention with drama, no problem, but there’s a thin line between being entertaining and just being foolish. Carter Efe doesn’t just cross that line, he lives there. Even if he brings Davido on stream every single week, it still won’t change the fact that SHANK clears him where it actually matters.

@samueldavid_0 But not yet tested.

Not your regular SF, well-crested BUSHMEN. 🪖💪🏾 For God and Country. 🇳🇬

@freakin_snow Love nwantiti

My cousin in the university is the course rep of his class. Recently, one his course mates lost his dad and they decided to contribute 5k each for the guy. A total of 800k was donated by the students. This boy used 350k to change his new girlfriend’s phone and took her out with 50k . His plan was to play 2 odds with the remaining 400k and recover the money . Well, he did play the 2 odds and sporty collected the money. He left school before the burial date and switched off his number cos he doesn’t know what to tell his course mates. I called the so called girlfriend to return the phone let’s get some money back and she said “With all due respect ma, if you are me will you return this phone” Omo I felt it in my bones 😭 Anyways, we have sold his iPhone 13, fridge and Gen to raise the money. Today, he called to tell me that the girl has dumped him, that she can’t date a broke boy

@ItsSoniaNG @DONJAZZY Wellness and healthy drinks.

Dear @DONJAZZY, Good morning sir, My name is Sonia Ogechi Abel, a Bsc. holder in Business Administration and Management and I’m reaching out with a sincere request for financial support. I want to first genuinely appreciate you for how much you support people. It’s something many of us see and don’t take for granted. The way you show up for people and give opportunities is truly inspiring, and it gives people like me the courage to even ask. I have a strong vision to start a wellness and healthy drinks business in Aba. This is not just an idea, I have taken time to build it properly, and I have a detailed 45-page business plan ready to share upon request. The honest truth is this: even if I try to save consistently from my 9–5 job, I may not realistically be able to raise up to ₦5 million in the next 5 years. And I don’t want to watch a solid opportunity pass me by because I couldn’t start. At this stage, I am seeking funding support in the range of ₦4M - ₦5M to properly kickstart this business. This is me taking a bold step to ask for help. I’m ready to do the work, stay consistent, and build something meaningful if given the opportunity. Thank you once again for all you do for people, and for taking the time to read this. Warm regards, Sonia Ogechi Abel

@Tufab Algebraic Expression.

I am 74 my younger sister is 82, my first daughter is 62. Who am I

@jaskaro90 When will you consider wearing trousers more often than shorts?

Guys how are we going to celebrate the upcoming Easter with the Ko Ko Ko when Dey happen for this country now, God help us

@guapman_7 @AyoOyalowo @_Abdulakeem_ Na who dem catch be thief.

@ti_stephen @AyoOyalowo @_Abdulakeem_ Stole what tweet see nonsense o, shit happens all the time, he just got lucky his own Blew up. You no get talk bros

I blame the @_Abdulakeem_ guy who mentioned you ab initio. I hope nobody ever recommends you for anything again, you bloody irritant with horrible behavior and crooked dentition.

No hate. When it comes to supporting Chelsea, I put the club first over any player. Enzo is just a player and not the entire team. Let him come with his own bench.

@AbasienoSam Was AI used to enhance this video, 'cause why is there an AI watermark at the bottom left?

This Road will be too perfect for Car or Power bike 🏍️ racing . Eastern Obolo,Akwaibom 📍

@FabrizioRomano He still has a contract with Chelsea and still talks about joining Madrid. Unless you are at your extreme peak stage before Madrid would consider signing you, else wait till you have elapsed your contract and join them for free.

🚨 Enzo Fernández will be left OUT of next two games by Chelsea after his recent quotes on future, Madrid and more. “Enzo will NOT play tomorrow and against Man City. I have no bad words for him but a line was crossed and we had to SANCTION Enzo”, says Liam Rosenior.

@peace_igho Jersey

But wetin Judas be wan use 30 pieces of sliver buy?? 🤔

@William19Prisca @_belikebaddy @u6achukwu With proper physiotherapy, he will be good in no time.

@_belikebaddy @u6achukwu If you do this seconds leg, are you sure you’ll be able to walk, run, jump, play football and do strenuous activities like before??? The knee looks bigger that the tighs and na tighs they hold person for ground oo. I hope this doesn’t turn into broken pieces ijn

The only reason I even got here in the first place is because of the well wishers that genuinely support me, to those of you that still do thank you very much for giving me this❤️.

@AdeHimSef Mama 5 5.

Were you there?

@kingsuleiman27 @Emjaaaay20 Poor people. Chai!

@ti_stephen @Emjaaaay20 Clown 🤡 you not having a blue tick could also mean you couldn’t afford it… It doesn’t make you any better. A fool who thinks people who decide not to use a smartphone are archaic… Talmbout… did you see blue tick on my handle 😂😂😂 when we know you can’t afford it.

I used to think there’s nobody in this life, at this age and time of technology, who can survive without using a smartphone or at least an internet enabled phone. But then there’s my elder brother, who is a Naval officer and uses a torchlight phone (he has two, a Nokia and a Tecno). I don’t know how he’s able to work and navigate life using those phones. I’ve only spoken to him once since I left Nigeria. He’s not on any social media platforms, not WhatsApp, just email…. He just doesn’t care…

@kingsuleiman27 @Emjaaaay20 lmao. I wouldn't portray my family member as an archaic human just to farm engagement. Did you see blue tick in my handle?

@ti_stephen @Emjaaaay20 The same engagements you wish you had…

@unclebigbay143 Stackoverflow for Nigerians.

As a first step, we are launching NaijaCivicTech, an open source platform where Nigerian in tech curate and build tiny tools that solve specific Nigerian problems together this is not a startup, not a pitch deck, just working software in the open, built for Nigeria for ease. The current goal is to achieve two things: 1. Community to curate all existing tools that have attempted to solve a problem but are not well known. 2. Community to suggest problems, tools and project that solves a specific problem It's day 1, let's see how far we can go.

@Emjaaaay20 @kingsuleiman27 Una wan milk this post. Stay archaic.

@kingsuleiman27 @ti_stephen free him my mans. people seem to forget that it’s just recently smart phones became popular

@kingsuleiman27 @Emjaaaay20 I've generated the engagement you craved. You shouldn't make your supposed brother look like someone from the 90's. I repeat, there's no naval OFFICER in this dispensation who doesn't have a smartphone. Even village women own smartphones these days.

@Emjaaaay20 @ti_stephen You’re wasting your time going back and forth with someone with a low IQ. The first sign of someone with a low IQ is, they jump on anything they have no idea of and call it a lie.

@Emjaaaay20 @kingsuleiman27 So the person wey you dey stay with for barracks no get smart phone?

@ti_stephen @kingsuleiman27 u funny gan let just leave it as that. Me we grow for barracks