Olayiwola

Guys… I don’t know if to call this my first date or my first medical screening 😂😂 So I met this babe on Tinder, we started talking for like 2-3 weeks. Everything was moving fine, good conversations, good vibes. Then we had that serious adult conversation everybody should have: “Before we take things further, make we know our status.” I said no wahala, that’s responsible. But I didn’t know my first date appointment was not going to be restaurant, cinema, or somewhere romantic… Na laboratory we dey go 😭😂 Imagine me dressing up, smelling nice, thinking maybe we go eat, laugh, catch cruise… only for me to sit down and they bring needle. I was there watching them collect my blood like “Omo, love don enter science practical.” 😂 They checked everything, HIV, genotype and other tests. The funny thing be say while we dey wait for the results, hunger catch us. We had to go find food. Guess what I ate? Semo and vegetable soup 😂😂 I was eating that semo like a man that already prepared for all outcomes. I was like “If this thing scatter, at least make I enjoy my last meal before I abort mission and disappear peacefully.” 😭😂 But we went back to the lab, and the results were ready. My heart was doing small small anyhow because this one no be exam wey you fit resit. Thankfully everything came out fine. My result was good, my genotype was exactly what I told her. Apparently she had met some guys before that said they were AA, but after testing, story changed. So I understood why she wanted to be sure. After the result came out, the whole tension just disappeared and everybody relaxed. But honestly, jokes apart, I actually respect it. In this generation, love is sweet but knowing your health status is important. So yeah… my first date was not flowers, candlelight dinner or movie night. Na blood test, semo and vegetable soup, then waiting for relationship results 😂😂 Love in 2026 is different o.

Life is tougher when there is no one to help share the load with. If you are ever in a position where all hope seems lost, If you need a shoulder to lean on, a hug, someone to crash on…I am here. I can do a phone call to you and cheer you up. I can pray for you too. DM me. 🥂

@Brattyenori13 ff back

Your good news is coming

King ke

No doors will be closed against you, favours and mercy will always follow you.

I’m thinking of going back to village

I’ll be accepting data sponsorships from anyone who wants their name whispered fondly in my next post. Terms and conditions: just send it.

This is very important abeg ..

GOD, Show me how good it can get. Bless me today, mark me for supernatural favour and blessing. Let me have testimonies to show off that you are my provider and my source of happiness. Amen.🤍

Somebody should adopt my data plan the way people adopt highways. Your name will be announced, gratitude guaranteed, MTN debt forgiven.

Official notice: I am currently experiencing a temporary financial recession caused entirely by MTN. Data relief fund now open. Transfer details in bio, generous spirits only.

MTN data don turn me to ATM wey no get alert. E just dey debit, debit, debit… no credit alert, only “low balance” cry.

@Mizkaffy1 You want to become a musician?

Should I consider diving into musician?

Amen 🙏

No lies detected

“A lady is crashing out because her husband, who has been abroad since 2021, wants to relocate his brother instead of her. Back in 2021, her husband’s father retired and received about ₦13–₦14M as his retirement benefits. He used part of that money to send him abroad so he’d be able to send money home and support the family. That was the plan, and it happened. Over the years, he has consistently sent money home to his wife and child, as well as to his parents. As time went on, he got a better job, became more financially stable, and started sending even more money. He increased his wife’s monthly allowance and also increased the amount he sent to his father. Earlier this year, he told his wife he wanted to bring his younger brother to Canada. She was shocked at how he could choose to bring his brother first when she and her child were still in Nigeria. She felt they should come first. Her husband explained his reasons and said his father sacrificed his retirement money to allow him to relocate and because of that sacrifice, he feels he owes it to his family to help his younger brother first. He also added that once his brother is settled in and starts working, the responsibility of supporting the family back home won’t rest on him alone anymore. That would make it much easier for him to bring her. She disagreed completely and suggested that if he truly wanted to repay his father, he could simply save up the amount his father spent on him and give it back to him instead of bringing his brother abroad first. To her, they should be the priority. The husband, on the other hand, insists that because his father emptied his pension to help him relocate, the normal and honorable thing to do is to repay that sacrifice by helping his brother first. Please, I’d like to hear your thoughts, who do you think is right in this situation, the husband or the wife? She'll be reading your comments…”

The way my bank account balance just sighed at me after I bought fuel today, I think it’s trying to tell me something. I might need to start a formal relationship with it to understand its emotions. 😭⛽️ #Nigeria #FuelPrice"

The way my bank account balance just sighed at me after I bought fuel today, I think it’s trying to tell me something. I might need to start a formal relationship with it to understand its emotions. 😭⛽️ #Nigeria #FuelPrice

How much you paying ?

@DangoteOfData Really ?

@tibilagos Noodles are bad for health. 😒

A man who can’t cook noodles by 30 is not “old school,” he’s unprepared.