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hey bb u want sum funk??

We’re all just diggers in gods butt

anyone else seeing an insane uptick in annoying women posting AI pictures of themselves? the one with scream in the background is getting out of hand

On this 9/11, we remember Osama Bin Laden, who was a human being and a father who didn't deserve to get shot for having different opinions. Murder is wrong.

wonderful day to be on the internet huh

anyone else find it extremely suspicious that the girl I DM’d moments ago doesn’t love me back already???

standing has to be my least favorite way to be erect

LMFAOOOOOO

@Sentinels @Razer @TeamRazer FLAWLESS

this mouse just went undefeated in Stage 2 someone who comments "FLAWLESS" is getting one for free

just had a girl cancel a date with me bc mercury is in retrograde

just listened to Radiohead for the first time holy shit they fucking sucks

Men, I challenge you to try this in August. - Daily porn - Daily alcohol - 5-8 hours on the game/day - 2-5 hours of sleep - 500> steps/day - 0 push-ups daily - No home cooked meals; takeout only Shall we?

@prodangler77 thanks jake!!

@tie7i3 Good tweet

rip ozzy you would have loved to live in a world without hulk hogan

about to dedicate my life to dismantling the government hope the CIA doesn’t send an emo baddie with patience and a kind heart to distract me haha

Mamdani gives me hope

@SAMIGERG unlucky buddy, I can help with the other half just hmu

Niggas stopped halfway with my shit

where can I get re-circumcised? just need a touch up

***in a videogames of course