Tiffany Harris

@swamprade Texas drivers are so dumb. SMH 🤦‍♀️

okay i've seen this clip like 15 times now, what are they trying to accomplish? are they hiding from a tornado?

@swamprade That makes me so mad. Redding people specifically bethel church leaders are like that. I happened to get one when I worked with u.

why was one of my bar guests tonight from atascocita and more importantky why did he only tip me 8%

@swamprade Feels. I’m glad u know. I didn’t get the whole fiber thing til 2 years ago

@tiffyb85 i try to eat a LOT of fiber but sometimes miss the mark

I'm a little worried i might need to get checked for diabetes because i'm literally constantly fucking starving lately

If you've been around for all three sauce packages, you're officially old.

@swamprade Me right before Audrey. But not that bad cause I’m smaller and a girl lol

i remember realizing i'd developed a drinking problem over covid when it took me 8 shots of the tequila my mom got me for christmas 2020 to feel anything lol

@swamprade When I worked for Starbucks and McDonald’s I did that but fast food and fast casual is different

Walked out of an interview for a bartender position bc they handed me a paper application (i'd already applied online & had a resume in hand) that asked if i was comfortable cleaning dirty toilets daily. No disrespect to those that do that for a living but i ain't doing that shit

@swamprade youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0?si…

7.62x39 would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

@swamprade And my mom bought a home without a job.

The way I know the economy is cooked today is that I know people whose parents bought single family homes in the 80s while working at walmart

WAR PIGS A tribute to Ozzy Osbourne - Slash, Duff McKagan, Chad Smith, Andrew Watt and Post Malone #GRAMMYS

@Matt_Pinner A hippo

Do you see a DOG or a CAT??

@Matt_Pinner All I’m old

I got only 3 point. You?

@AbbottNews I let my coupons expire because I had rewards checks super sad! Anyway I can get some more?

WOW!!!

Pretty Much…

@swamprade What a great grandma

Thinking about the fact that I'm probably dyslexic and the only reason i got good at reading as a kid was because my grandma spent an entire summer reading with me in a way that actually helped me learn

@swamprade Just cash in on all ur free drinks and snacks they all the apps 😅

i can't afford to do anything for my birthday tomorrow and i am honestly pretty sad about it

Boomers and their loud ringtones and speakerphone

If funny that anytime a boomer hears rap music something inside of them just flips and they become enraged.

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