Russ

The biggest lie I ever told was “it’s ok Mom, you can go. I’ll be ok”

I was going to be a bartender, but I didn’t have enough tattoos

So if I’m late by a millisecond they close the doors on me. But, if @NJTRANSIT is late 10mins I still have to pay full price. Double standard much.

The sleeping feel no more pain

I really could use a bullet to the side of my head

Funny thing about grief. One minute you’re okay and the next so want to cry because you realized your mom is gone.

Tell me if you’ve heard this one. @NJTRANSIT 30min delays

This might be the worst Red Sox team I've ever watched.

If you jump from staff to staff every year or so, why should I believe that it’s the best ball or shirt on the market? You’re a hired gun who gets free stuff

@NJTRANSIT should probably increase the fare for such excellent service.

I’m tired. All I need is peace

@MMMcCormick Staff

Some people wouldn’t know what class is if it bit them in the cl ass!💯🤡🎳✌️

Is the Alpha Crux coming back? I see a lot of them on tv. @Storm_Nation

Can i please get pretzel bites? Salted or unsalted? Unsalted. Sorry, we only have salted. Why ask me then? lol

I was in Honolulu yesterday and now I’m heading to the office in NYC. This time difference is brutal.

The PBA 50/60 or “senior” Tour should be on tv

I’m going to miss being “happy”

Watching Red Sox games at 1pm is odd.

Looks like I successfully hurt people’s feelings by returning the same energy they give to me

@MMMcCormick Hopefully the Celtics don’t follow the Bruins lead

@tikiruss Ya still have doubles and singles left. You can do it! Oh ! You’re talking about the Bruins!✌️At least they made it. Red Wings fans have forgotten what playoff hockey looks like.

Another year, another early exit