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@DanBranns Dan if it’s player piano rolls he punched extra holes in it. Stride players were the original punchcard programmers.

Decided to try sightreading Art Tatum transcriptions because I despise my neighbors

@Diana_monkey such tropic! much green.

This gigantic window with a big maple is one of my favorite parts of my new apartment and I like listening to and watching the sparrows, but every now and then we get flashier visitors!

@DanBranns hal, it’s about cats. no actually you make a good point.

I know I’m tweeting a lot about ALW, but this is exciting; I hope it’s a hit, and it convinces the Really Useful Group to allow wild directorial reconceptions of his work because it’s the only way it’ll remain producible

@merveille IT’S NOT NECESSARY VAMPIRES HAVE TO BE *INVITED*

@merveille go to katana kitten; go to bar goto

Alexa play Johnny Paycheck.

@totallynotlisa Lisa! I’m sorry. You’re not the only person crying on an orange line platform, not even that particular one probably.

Well I didn't get my car registered because I messed up a form. So now I'm crying on the orange line platform.

@ArchivesBoston @universalhub @loharasukidog ???, Motala, (I can’t tell if there is a Swedish place, it looks like “Falmouth, US, Sweden), Arnö.

We received amazing help figuring out the misspelled Swedish birthplaces in the #EastBoston Women's Voter Registers, so we're posting more! Can you help the #MaryElizaProject figure out what the right name/spelling of these towns? 🧵 @universalhub @tildy_cat @loharasukidog

@ArchivesBoston @universalhub @HUBhistory Also, these women are giving the provinces instead of towns in some cases.

The #MaryElizaProject needs your help! We are transcribing the 1920 #EastBoston Women's Voter Registers and finding misspelled Swedish birthplaces. Can you help us figure out what the right name/spelling of these towns might be? Here's the 1st one. @universalhub @HUBhistory

@ArchivesBoston @universalhub @HUBhistory Göteborg, Södermanland/Sörmland or possibly Svealand, ????, Västergötland

@annehelen Jetpens has the good stuff. I've liked Book Darts reusable metal bookmarks, because you can point them to the line you want, not just the page. If you have to take pens and stuff around, I like the Delde Slide pouches, which stand up.

Weird question, but I'm reloading on my favorite pens & in the mood to expense some shit: what's your favorite office supply ~for home use~

@totallynotlisa You know, it’s 100% ok if you didn’t get exercise and just had some fun and fresh air. Stealth exercise counts too.

Just took my new e-bike out for a spin and explored a bike path/bird sanctuary that I've been been to before. Saw some swans and a great blue heron, and a bunch of ducks! Sneaking suspicion that I got some exercise, except it felt fun instead of awful.

@totallynotlisa not dangly bits, under-tail bits. do i just spend more time than the average person with the Eye of Sauron flaunted at me?

@tildy_cat ehhhhh boy cats without balls don't have obvious bits.

It's so interesting to me how folks - even at the vet! - consistently misgender my cat. Is it just her size? Does her coloring give off masculine vibes? Does "Momo" sound male?

@totallynotlisa She is Suspiciously Large, but she is also shorthaired! They can see her bits!

Incredibly low stakes since 1) I don't care and 2) she doesn't understand human speech and 3) it's unlikely she has enough abstract sense of self to have a concept of others getting it wrong.

@totallynotlisa candy to children and teenagers! pony beers to accompanying parents

@totallynotlisa 2020 allowed me to hand out candy from my 2nd story apartment, and also to yell “you’re a grown-ass man!” outta my 2nd story window, but i did add “but it’s 2020” and honestly i had plenty of kitkats.

My rule used to be teenagers in costumes got candy, but you know what? It's 2022 everything is shit imma give candy to anyone who shows up.

@merveille DO IT. No, a partridge is a very modest lil bird. But by “dressed for dinner” they do mean ... with chestnut stuffing.

@metroidbaby Of course, you need to rotate your butterhats so they wear evenly, this is Home Ec 101.

@CatsOfYore @LeavittAlone Lil touchy oyster

@bombsfall @LeavittAlone Dear Sir, I write with a heavy heart to inform you that.... apparently.... it is you. My most sincere condolences.

Who is the target demo for a text from James Carville