talia

Ready for the moon

Taking this back…... I fucking miss it all, plus I miss lighting up a ciggy and socializing with randos while inebriated

tomatoes and broccoli do not pair well together.

Momming has exhausted me to the point where I just spent like 3 mins trying to figure out how to plug the TV remote into my iPhone charger.

not the day nor the hour

Sleeping on your side during pregnancy is the stupidest recommendation ever.

I built bones

How in God’s name are babies/toddlers able to lie back and drink from their bottle? If I attempted that it’d be hazardous.

I wonder if the next dream will be getting eaten by real hungry hungry hippos

Had a dream I was getting chased by angry beavers, and not the cartoon ones

Soup season is coming upon us 🤲🏼

Here we go again

One pre-pregnancy thing I do not miss, however, is going to bars with sticky floors and table tops, and that smell like pale ales.

I miss my pre-pregnancy belly button.

If you wanna be free, just praise G.O.D.

Summer’s poppin and so is the reggae playlist

Justin Timberlake must hate the last week of April lol

When I grow up, I want to be Shel Silverstein.

Bed sheets are absurd.

Tarzan soundtrack might might might just be my fav Disney movie soundtrack. God bless that Phil Collins.

God works