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You’ll never guess what’s on bbc1 right now…

PSG vs Villa Super Cup Sounds brilliant

@_Symmo There’s a wonderful machine at the gym that really helps your confidence, feel good and mental health And that is called a vending machine. Oooh feel the burn as you pull out that can of coke. You can’t beat it

First day in the gym tomorrow and absolutely no idea what I’m meant to do each day 🤣 this could be fun.

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So she said, "What's the problem, baby?" What's the problem? I don't know Well, maybe I'm in love love Think about it every time I think about it Can't stop thinking bout it How much longer will it take to cure this?

If you had to sing a whole album, word for word, no hesitation or pausing, in some sort of Squid Game style challenge, what are you picking? For me, without hesitation, Shrek 2 soundtrack. I would sail into the next round and ride that wave with ease C Minor, put it in C Minor

£35m in sales with Malen and Barrenechea. Hopefully Palace take Guessand on for the agreed £28m Then we need to ship out Gauci, Iling Jr, Dobbin, Barry, Swinkels, Nedeljkovic, Bailey and other U21s who are out on loan and won’t make it

This game doesn’t matter, but if I see Bailey in a Villa shirt ever again, I can’t be held responsible for my actions, ok?

@Bobbyj1874 I intend to, but I’ll make sure I pay for it, the offer was really touching and showed how class they were!

@timavfc_92 If you can I’d take there offer up Germany is a fantastic place to go!

Also, I met some incredible Freiburg fans, and have invited me to watch them next season any time I want, and they insisted they’d pay for everything. Genuinely wonderful people. Gracious in defeat and loved us all as fans. It’s what sport is all about 🤝

Haven’t really slept since Monday night, Istanbul was fucking incredible. Parts were naff, but mainly wow, great people, great nights and of course, seeing your team win a trophy, I don’t think it could have been any better. No voice, no sleep, but who cares?! UTV

Best Night Of My Life Up The Fucking Villa

Australia, Bulgaria and Sweden Top 3 As for the singing, who knows

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This lady loves playing her fiddle, and I too am enjoying fiddling with my instrument watching this

It feels like Croatia are asking me to convert to a cult or some ritualistic ideology

Bulgaria, I surrender Goodness me, I need to get some heart pills to calm down

Oh I’ll be beating it tonight, that’s guaranteed

Who knew Zlatan Ibrahimovic was a singer for Albania?

She’s on fire, has she heard of canestan?