Timekeeper Cookie

( ⏳: Admin here, before I rp again, I gotta set some boundaries and information so that you guys would know!! This will be pinned btw. )

Already retweeted stuff about them but if you support this person or their fuckass oomfs or ANYONE affiliated with them get the fuck away from me, they're all just pedos or supporters of what they do

@UltimateShamil @SnapDragonCRK Okay then... next question, want to share the jelly? If you don't want it, I'll dump a bunch of desserts at your doorstep! Maybe even fruits too!

@timeriftsbored @SnapDragonCRK Eh, who cares?

HA! A spectacle, truly. Who else but me to put on a grand display?

@SnapDragonCRK @UltimateShamil WHAT THE FUCK???? SINCE WHEN COULD DRAGONS OTHER THAN LONGAN DRAGON DO THAT??

@timeriftsbored @UltimateShamil *waves paw and a time rift opens up and jumps in* ba-ba! (Bye-bye)

@UltimateShamil @SnapDragonCRK Seriously though, where did this baby dragon even come from? I appreciate the jelly but my question still stands!

@timeriftsbored @SnapDragonCRK Wooowww Timekeeper! LEARN how to be grateful! You got your snack, did you nott?

@SnapDragonCRK @UltimateShamil Who's child is this–....

@timeriftsbored @UltimateShamil *tugs on your coat* Bwa bu da *handing a jelly*

@UltimateShamil Hand me a snack then! You know when someone isn't themselves if they're hungry. Plus, you look like a disco light with all those colors everywhere....

@timeriftsbored Awww, cheer up! Grumpy doesn’t suit you~

TIME FOR CAMPING WITH THE REST OF ME!! Be back later, TBD agents!

So um.... electricity has been cut off! I'll most likely quit posting here and there now because I don't think power would come back if I beg.... Beloved Director of the TBD, signing out!!

@RulerOEphemeral Of course you would! Get on in here, the more the merrier!!

@timeriftsbored Would I perhaps count, or does it have to be other yous

CALLING ALL TIMEKEEPERS OUT THERE!! WE'LL BE HAVING A CAMPING TRIP SLASH ROADTRIP SOON!! TO EASE OUR MINDS FROM THE TBD, BE NOT AFRAID TO COMMENT DOWN HERE AND JOIN US!!! Teehee~

@milk_crk ( ⏳: I'm crine )

@timeriftsbored // ALLLLLLL the deer /ref

HOW MANY SHADOW MILKS DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH????

@UltimateShamil @VeiledSpectacle The Fount could stay the Fount of it weren't for those Cookies who asked such silly questions, no? A Cookie with a mission to spread the Truth and Knowledge to all of Crispia! Ruined by the already existing corruption within the foolish crumbs!

@UltimateShamil @VeiledSpectacle Maybe if I kill the Fount of Knowledge first, would that kill you too? Or would I corrupt the Beasts faster? You wanted to know why, and where are the Witches—but I don't think you really need the answer at this point. But then again... I blame the Cookies. +

A comparison, how thrilling!~ My silhouette alone simply isn’t enough to capture my true beauty, soooo you shall get a small treat!

@UltimateShamil @VeiledSpectacle But the Beasts would be corrupted individually! Even with you gone, Salty and the Faerie could cast the spell to grow the tree, still sealing the rest of the Beasts. So many thoughts and so many possibilities, with or without your existence!

@timeriftsbored @VeiledSpectacle Fair, fair! Then that would leave destroying the Silver Tree itself, wouldn’t it? If the Tree were to not exist, not only do the Ancients never come to fruition, us Beasts can’t be properly bound. Two birds with one stone, if executed properly!

@UltimateShamil @VeiledSpectacle Which timelines would be the question? There's a vast amount and it's hard to decide which one is which! But then again, even if you don't exist—Silent Salt Cookie and Elder Faerie had already planted the seed of the Silver Tree. That would still birth the Ancients either way.

@timeriftsbored @VeiledSpectacle Meh, if I inflict enough damage on the timelines THEN what? Would you erase me at the expense of the ancients, knowing the consequences? Heh! I sense quite a loophole.

@UltimateShamil @VeiledSpectacle Not really! It's basically easily to just cut down the timelines where you exist or were created and thus you wouldn't be standing here! The only problem is I won't do that! Not out of mercy, but because if YOU don't exist, then the Ancients wouldn't either!

@timeriftsbored @VeiledSpectacle I SHOULD be, considering I am a threat to all existence, am I noot?

@UltimateShamil @VeiledSpectacle Huhh? I never knew we were archnemesises! I merely thought of you as someone I can banter with! Also, I don't really hate my job, I just hate staying cooped up in one building like I'm stuffed in a box!

@timeriftsbored @VeiledSpectacle I knew you had a distaste for the TBD, but preferring being around ME? Your de-facto archnemesis, over your own workplace? HA HAAA!! You are FULL of SURPRISES!

@UltimateShamil @VeiledSpectacle I would of course prefer your presence over sitting in the TBD and getting bombarded by Croissant Cookie with millions of reports and other situations made by idiot employees that will just take my time!

@timeriftsbored @VeiledSpectacle Oh? I’m shocked you prefer my presence over your little department! How interesting.

@_SageofTruth Who would dislike the taste such as yours? Obviously you never fail to miss, be it clothing or teachings—you still amaze me~

@timeriftsbored Ah! I am pleased to know not everyone here is entirely devoid of taste~ How refreshing to see that some cookies still possess such exquisite sensibilities.