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@abjortia HRDJGFG

@timewarangels had to google that how embarrassing

looked at myself for too long and realized i’m an exact blend of my mom and dad’s features

bought yves nail album from korea just for a poster and it didnt come with one

slayyyter is really the queen of holidays valentines day - mine tax season - broke bitch free$style easter - *prayer* fourth of july - beat up chanel$ / yes goddd halloween - cannibalism / final girl christmas - all i want for xxxmas

@iluvpochita its like body dysmorphia for corrective lenses

ran out of contacts and have been wearing my glasses for roughly the last two weeks and now my face without my glasses looks weird asf to me

peta mad at slayyyter for wearing fur as if literally 90% of her closet isn’t vintage or second hand lmfao free promo tho yasss

people who go private when they go to sleep

@isobelanova especially in this day and age… if u actually cared youd respond full shade

me at 22 sorryyy nobody is ever that busy idgaf

gavin newsom on his way to accept money from lobbyist billionares in order to fight against a one time 5% tax

@islandderss its the concealer bb cream and jaw clenching

I can tell a guy watches clavicular off a single glance

@deanomula old technology, old fling$, gas station

ONE MONTH SINCE WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA. WHAT ARE TOUR TOP 3 SONG$ ???

@lovesickseba 😭😭

genuinely thought oomf wanted me to vote for them to be a co-host for a podcast…….

@earthdevourer shes so real for releasing it to us

@timewarangels this fucking picture as a reaction memejejdjdjskfjmalwlslsllsllal

SKULLECTOR RIVER STYXX SECURED

laurie's bird

@slayyyter THANK YOU FOR SHOWING US OMFG IM CRYING

#OOPS #MYBAD

average brittany murphy listening experience

@rennbaebae masters and then second car methinks

can’t decide if i should buy a second car or do masters program

@earthdevourer all of sucker

two entire albums worth of horrible songs btw