Mr M$NEY🧘🏽‍♂️

An App is paying people to use the app but you are trolling certain people shouldn’t go for the money because of you that haven’t even seen a million naira in your life. Like I am bigger than 2m naira possible weekly revenue! If I even see 20k naira weekly we die there

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I used to think I had a high libido until I met this girl named Favor. I used to brag that no woman could match my energy in bed, until I met her. This girl would want sex from morning till night; she never got tired. Where I drew the line was when I came down with malaria. I was on a drip, and she came to me, trying her best to get me aroused. When she noticed my body wasn’t responding, she became upset afterward. When I realized I was starting to lose weight, I had no choice but to break up with her. She was going to drain me if I hadn’t ended things. But Favor was really good in bed honestly, I haven’t met anyone like her in a while. It still hurts to this day that we couldn’t work things out, all because of her high sex drive and the fact that I couldn’t keep up.

My new driver is so funny. I told him he can use the AC while waiting for me in the car so he doesn't melt in this Lagos heat. I came out early today and caught him sitting outside the car under a tree. He said he doesn't want to "spoil" the car for me. 😭 I’ve told him ten times it’s fine but he just bows and stays outside. I’m tired o. 🤣

See as NASA dey fool the world second time 😄😄🤣🤣🤣 Y’all believe these guys are going around the moon???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Why are Samsung phones screen so insanely costly?