Timmy

Am I the only one who didn’t go to the devil wears prada 2 premiere? Swear every D list influencer and their dog went

Media reporting on Gaza: we’ll print any casualty figure even wildly implausible ones with no way to verify them. Media reporting on Iran: we can’t report anything unless there are five independent sources, background checks, and a signed affidavit from the Boy Scouts.

As I have been saying for decades, hatred of the one Jewish state is immeasurably greater than the professed concern for the well-being of Palestinians. If they weren’t fighting Jews, nobody would be paying any attention. One proof is the absence of any demonstrations on behalf of the unarmed and non-violent Iranians who are being gunned down by their oppressive government.

@EconTalker He’s not worth it Russ. I owe so much of my critical thinking and decision making to Nassim, but since he lost his mind a few years ago (even before Oct 7), he’s not worth the attention. Hope you’re well.

This saddens me--I have learned a lot from Nassim. Why he feels the need to slander me (he doesn't identify the lies, I'm not a settler, I'm not from the midwest, and I do not sit over the former Arab College of Jerusalem) mystifies me. Dear Nassim, teach me something about this conflict I couldn't predict in advance from everything you've written in the last two years. Tell me why Hamas is blameless in your eyes for what has happened in the last 24 hours. I am always eager to learn.

VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IS NOT REAL.

Shohei Ohtani currently having the rough equivalent of 40 disposals and 8 goals in a prelim

@rtralphy Very telling that Gawn, Viney and Goody didn’t feature in the photos…

Nothing more sincere than a player who checked out a while back and as soon as a trade was arranged couldn't get out of the joint quick enough, thanking the club and fans on leaving via his Instagram account for more social media likes. Very on brand 👨‍🍳

Proof that the AFL media needs to pack its bags after the GF and go on holiday until the draft. This stuff is moronic. Next they will be discussing what Geelong would need to give up to lure Lebron James from the Lakers.

@tommorris32 Give it a break Morris

Very delicately and cautiously, things are beginning to move with Christian Petracca. Both parties would be open to a trade, but neither wants to be seen as demanding a break up. Petracca is not as adamant as he was in 2024, and the Demons still value him highly. Definitely still a close watch. @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb @1116sen

@AFL @CalTwomey @RileyBev @gettable_afl No matter how many times you say it, doesn’t make it true Cal Twomey. Not once have you articulated why he should leave, all you say is “I keep saying”. What a yawn. Go chase a real story for once.

"Melbourne could benefit with its trade hand and get some picks in the door." @CalTwomey and @RileyBev break down where Christian Petracca should move his talents to in 2026 on @gettable_afl: afl.com.au/video/1416240

@AFLcomau What a load of rubbish. Just because you keep saying it, doesn’t make it true. Why is it time? You’ve never once said. Yawn.

"I think it's time for everybody that Christian Petracca finds a new home." - Cal Twomey on what Christian Petracca should do in the offseason. Watch now: afl.com.au/video/1409835

@FootyonNine Stop the press! Melbourne’s psych is leaving and they are appointing a new head of football. What a story! After the break, Sam McClure to break the news that Melbourne’s waterboy’s cousin ate a burger for lunch.

"The club is seriously considering a major upheaval of its footy department." Sam McClure with details on more changes coming at Melbourne. #9FootyClassified | Watch on Nine & 9Now 🖥️

@7AFL Wilson is an oxygen thief

"To me, that was a really poor look." 🗣️ Caroline Wilson on Steven May's behaviour while Max Gawn is talking to the team

@rtralphy How can it be “more than likely” that a yet to be appointed coach will trade a player? I’ll add May to the list of Petracca, Oliver, Fritsch, Lever, McVee. Will be hard to field a team next year according to the media. Surprised they haven’t said the mascot is being traded!

"(...Steven May is) contracted for 2026, it’s more than likely he will be a victim of a list shake-up under the new incoming coach given there will be a thirst for change...)" Scott Gullan News Ltd If he's gone - I get why - he's been sensational. Go Dees

Yet to be appointed Melbourne coach has already decided to trade May? How will Melbourne field a team next year with Petracca, Oliver, Fritsch, Lever, McVee and now May all being traded? Or is the AFL media totally full of BS? Honestly how do they write such garbage 💩

@TroySchwarze I thought you were going to post about toilet etiquette?

If you’re gonna toast my salmon bagel, know that I have a zero tolerance policy for the salmon getting cooked

@MickCockering @marnievinall Love your work Mick. Cheers, Timmy

@marnievinall I don’t think you speak on behalf of Jewish Australians. Hope this helps. Cheers, Mick.

My timeline just filled with Alex Pearce love. And we love to see it.

@1116sen @WhateleySEN This guy is an idiot. For a coach who wants to win, this is a great opportunity. Premiership list full of stars with plenty of football in front of them. What more could you want?

"There will be better jobs out there." Phil Davis doesn't believe the Melbourne coaching job is appealing. @WhateleySEN | #AFL

It's been an up and down ride, but the uppest up was fucking tremendous. Change had to happen, but eternal respect for helping to make this picture a reality.

@7AFL What does “I know COULD be looking elsewhere” mean? Doesn’t every player in the history of football fit into this bucket?

The Dees could line up a whole lot different next season 👿